The candy machine was a device used for masturbation in ancient times and was presented by a kid named Elias on youtube, he was the creator of this masturbation device that yanked your balls and tickled the groin. Elias went on to die from internal groin bleeding....
"I just bought a brand new version of The candy machine!"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"
by jepeliusmilo December 18, 2024
Get the The candy machinemug. by anonymous November 30, 2022
Get the swallow a candy wholemug. by Powerslug March 11, 2024
Get the copper candymug. Practically, any substance that gives a pleasure, but is also deadly and dangerous. Therefore, it's labeled as such, trapped in dogmas, and/or under any kind of doctrine. Illegal, unsafe, unhealthy, deadly, risky, etc.
Person A: Have you ever tried some Devil's Candy?
Person B: No, what's that?
Person A: I've got some Heroin, an Afghan Brown, at a cheap price. Trust me, it's the best piece of candy you'd ever try!
Person B: OH!.. HOW MUCH?
Person B: No, what's that?
Person A: I've got some Heroin, an Afghan Brown, at a cheap price. Trust me, it's the best piece of candy you'd ever try!
Person B: OH!.. HOW MUCH?
by moozymathers January 15, 2019
Get the Devil's Candymug. The mind-altering drugs that people take to enjoy parties. The drugs can rev you up to socialize or chill you out to just hang with friends.
I had a stressful week and went to my friend's party on Saturday. I had a couple of beers, took some dance candy and was chill the rest of the night. ecstasy, marijuana, qualudes, lsd, cocaine, chill, rave, party
by joecoolthefool September 24, 2015
Get the dance candymug. The weird yellow ring candy that just spawns in your Halloween trick or treat pillowcase that is wrapped in exclusively one piece of plastic with no nutrition label. Nobody at the function know where or how this "food" came to be, and may god only save you if you eat this atrocity to man. This shit was definitely made in a lab because how does one make something so abysmal.
by theelitephayze69420 December 6, 2024
Get the Abysmal Hard Candymug. When you get a persistent air from a media agency after responding to their brief with all your efforts
In the aftermath of losing Sandy your media agency sales mastermind, when you lose a media agency response to a brief, you are encountering a 'no sandy no candy' moment. Hold the L.
by Sandysmate April 7, 2021
Get the No Sandy No Candymug.