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One Man Band

The act of giving yourself fellatio and simultaneously fingering yourself in the ass.
Wow that dude sure loves the smell of his own farts. He is really flexible too. I bet he sits at home at night playing his one man band.
by inagadadavida November 10, 2012
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Mr. Bands

When you’re getting fat stacks and need to make a quick call
Sorry I can’t talk right now I need to have a talk with Mr. Bands.
by Choppy Tom February 25, 2021
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National Band Kids Day

National Band Kids Day celebrate the band kids you know
by Hatkid123 June 28, 2022
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Marching band

A fun activity (except for the month of August and Wednesday nights or whenever you have rehearsals after the school day) during high school where you will have a lot of fun memories. Except when the band director and/or the field commanders yell at you.
1. A large group of people that are all family.

2. Just because the football players aren't playing football during half-time doesn't mean they aren't playing anything during half-time some football players are also part of the marching band!

3. What happens on the band bus ALWAYS stays on the band bus.

4. Freshman year is the WORST year of marching band.

5. The band director will NEVER call you by your real name if you are an underclassmen

6. When the band director says one more time it means: we're staying here until it is perfect.

7. This one time, at band camp....

8. Your arms get tired of holding up that instrument.

9.Uniforms: sometimes comfortable, sometimes not. Hat: always will be annoying.

10. Field commanders will always have the best looking uniform!

11. Have a good memory you will be memorizing a lot of music.

12. The field commanders are horrified when they get on the podium for the first time. It's a little scary up there.

13. Last one. Have fun during band it's a really fun experience!

Find dot 55 of the contest show

Field commander: the whole line of alto saxes isn't straight

Band director: oh god... Everyone go back to the previous dot. Hit, hit and previous

We have trumpets out to lunch

Band director: trumpets.... Get your music out of your leadpipe AND USE IT!!!!!!!

BAND TEN HUT!!! ...ONE!!!
by Anthony the Italian October 15, 2019
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Marching Band

A marching band is the group of kids that are a little late on trends. You often see them either hanging out in the various band areas or making weird noises down the hall. These kids can best be described as, every middle school boy.
Wow that marching band was something.
by Sincerely, a band kid September 13, 2022
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a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.
Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023
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Band 6

to give a band 6 is to reveive head | it is like a top mark or result given by someone and those who get it must have done some shit.. a form of glazing
Mr Sindhu gives out band 6s to his favourite students
by Mr Sindhu September 17, 2025
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