angry slimed

When you walk into a room and you notice a guy rush over to you and shove his dick in your mouth until he cums

Omg that wasn't rape he just got angry slimed better watch out

by ANGRY WRITER 01 February 5, 2018

Angry Beaver

Angry beaver is when during normal sex in any position.. You know you've beaten it up and did a good job when you climax and there's blood on your shaft cause she has started her period while you were having sex .... Bright red hence the Angry Beaver!!

Last night while having sex with Beth i knew i just had an angry beaver because of the blood on my shaft

by Mr. Freckles 69 February 9, 2018

Angry McSquizzy

Raw dog anal sex, we here you put tree sap on your penis and after every thrust scream “OI”. The Female will be extremely angry because of excruciating pain therefore causing an “Angry McSquizzy”

Last night my hoe was being disrespectful so I Angry McSquizzyied her

by Open Season Memes February 9, 2018

Angry Laddy

Said with a Persian accent, a cool American dude that is moved to anger.

I told Laddy, "you're da man, man!" but this just made him an Angry Laddy.

by Mr.9 February 9, 2018

angry teddy frye

when two homosexuals touch dick eyes over a hairy asshole and it looks like a moustache

dude i cant believe that those guys want to give me an angry teddy frye.

by teddy frye January 2, 2017

The Angry Carpenter

The Angry Carpenter - Tie your girlfriend to a workbench and proceed to use sandpaper upon her Vagina, once smooth feel free to have sex with the bloody remains

Poor mrs Jamison, she died from The Angry Carpenter.
she was such a good teacher. Damn sandpaper is rough.

by The Comic November 5, 2012

Angry Bird Legs

A term describing the feeling of total numbness - or pins and needles in your legs whilst using your phone or other device (ipod etc) on the toilet. This happens when you rest your arms on your legs for added stability when playing a game or surfing the internet or facebook.

"what took you so long? you've been gone 20 minutes!".
"Oh yeah...i went to the loo and got angry bird legs".

by Olliepop October 26, 2012