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Jacksonville, Alabama

A small town in Calhoun County, Alabama. The town is mostly made up of Jacksonville State University, which is mostly unremarkable except for it's internationally known marching band, The Marching Southerners.
Guy 1: Have you heard of Jacksonville, Alabama?
Guy 2: Isn't that the town with the college with the really great marching band?
Guy 1: Whoop Troy.
by TheRealSTL June 24, 2014
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Alabama triscuit

When two cousins preform oral and their dog licks the males buttocks to a point of climax.
“Man that’s an Alabama triscuit!”
“That Alabama triscuit was amazing last night babe.”
by A case of g and a November 14, 2019
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Alabama buttflood

The act of having anal sex in the shower with a woman. However, right when you cum, her butthole spontaneously combusts with diarrhea on your dick
She was an attractive woman, but everything changed when the Alabama buttflood attacked.
by Buttflooder November 26, 2019
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Alabama Oatmeal

Before fucking you put oatmeal in your partners asshole and give them anal once they cum you use the cum as milk and the oatmeal.
I was fucking my pug batman and gave him an Alabama Oatmeal.
by Noah666999 October 18, 2019
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alabama porkchop

Something in a fancy restaurant someone by the name of say, Latasha Marie would order. Also commonly cooked by an incest person and with a side of purple crusty toenails.
Hi my name is Latasha Marie and I would absolutely love some... alabama porkchop
by ☆★Midas★☆ May 1, 2022
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Alabama Piss Tour

When you into a Bucee’s gas station and piss a little and one toilet and go to the next one, trying to hold in your pee each time you piss so that you can piss in as many toilets as possible.
Hey man, I just had the best Alabama Piss Tour in Bucee’s man, there were so many toilets dude, I got at least 10!
by Gabe JoHanna June 28, 2025
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Alabama Hot Cock

Any kind of fucking done by someone who had a turd transplanted where his cock used to be.
Newly transplanted dude : Medical science is amazing! From now on all sex is Alabama Hot Cock for me!
by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021
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