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meat shot

n.
A punch aimed at a male's genitalia. This can be done directly, while facing the target, or by hooking the hand from behind the target. The target is then laughed at. To be sportsmanlike, the words "meat shot" must be yelled as it is done. To perform such an action, one must be familiar with the target.
v. To perform such an action.
See milk shot
1. That bastard Steven just hit me in the balls and laughed!
2. He just meat shot you, man.
by Masaki July 26, 2006
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meat coma

post-coital slumber
After only two minutes with Mr.Chan, Jenny went into a meat coma.
by fireworks March 21, 2012
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meat curtain

Part of the vagina that resembles the Hanger Steak which is a thick strip of meat from the underside of the beef cow.
i'm not sure what tasted better tonight, the meat curtains or the hanger steaks.
by melvin2255 July 14, 2009
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meat wagon

A young man who believes that the two greatest things in life are beating ass and pounding ass. Often times they are found frequenting the gym, sporting events, and college/ladies night at Miller's Ale House. Can be described as all brawn and no brains. Will hit on best friend's girl friends, fart at waitresses, sleep with war pigs and have no limitations to sexual debauchery.
Yo man, you just farted at that waitress. Stop being such a meat wagon!

OR

Guy A:Dude, lets go to the gym before we go out and drink Keystone light with college girls.
Guy B: You are such a wagon.
by J303 February 12, 2008
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Meat Head

Meat Head... a meat head is either; a person with a large head, a person who's head is shaped like a peice of meat,a person who always has the thought of meat on thier minds or even a comeback/remark on the shape of a persons head in a situation of which a comeback/remark is needed.
''Hey... dude look at that guys head. its all meat shaped and large''
''shut up sam, you've got a meat head so yeh.''
by The Duke of Mexico May 3, 2009
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monkey meat

to penetrate a females anus with a penis; a delightfully stretchy meat that is pleasant to the penis
Yo, I got some monkey meat last night. This girl is so hott but she won't give up the monkey meat.
by N-Rette October 8, 2008
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Meat Salad

When three or more men mush their penises together, Or perform in hardcore sexual activities.
I'll have a meat salad, hold the dressing.
by The Painsley May 29, 2010
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