The University of Adelaide 

Adelaide University is the 3rd preferred university in Adelaide, Australia. It is the best University nowhere, being everyones thirds preference after Flinders and UniSA. On any given day, It is either full of asians or noobs and sometimes both. The worst Toilet facilities in Adelaide are provided here.

Most students who attend this university are aware that it is inferior. Some students may even appear snoby or rude about this fact.

Uni SA student: where do you go to uni?

Adelaide Uni student: I go to The University of Adelaide.

Uni SA student: wow, you must be really dumb.

The University of Adelaide by UnbentShark964 May 24, 2016

Portland State University 

a briefcase school known for its unattached student body and terrible athletics. Students only concerned with getting in and getting out, without going through the college experience. Consistent growing fan base of 5 students per football game, 2 for mens basketball, and none for womens basketball, where scores run low. Should be a D-III school, but somehow paid its way to D1. Mascot is the Viking, which it stole from every other college, high school, and middle school. Alumni hate PSU, students go there to not be bothered, and scum creeps up from the street to take part in their athletics. Go Viks!

wow, he is going to portland state university? what a waste of talent...

Portland state university womens basketball loses yet again

Portland state university football will be playing their rival, the local middle school, who currently hold a 5 game winning streak!

Portland State University by OUDux March 16, 2008

university of georgia

a place where people are accepted that cant get into Georgia Tech.

a college where the quarterback is gay and spoons other guys

a place of idiots

Damn, Georgia Tech didnt accept my 2.0 but the university of georgia did.

university of georgia by georgiayellowjackets May 24, 2009

Stanford University 

A prestigious private university where the asshole students can't decide whether they are better than everyone else because they're rich (which they are) or because they're smart (which they aren't). The parties suck and the girls are mediocre. The only bright side is that there are fewer hippies than at Berkeley.

Don't go to Stanford unless you hate having fun.

Stanford University by Rob May 13, 2005

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

The best competition between the female race. We got your bitches from New York, the sweethearts from Maryland, and the typical jersey girls. The double standard is at an all time high around the Mount. The quiet preppy girls who pop their collars during the week turn into dirty whores on the weekend. The girls try to keep it quiet but the guys have locker room talks. Now dont get me wrong the males arent getting off easy... oh wait they do. Most Long Island guys are the biggest assholes you'll ever meet. Basically you hate New York in general after meeting them. Jersey boys are either gangsta or gay and PA boys are immature. Maryland guys are divided into two. Ones from b-more are preppy sons of bitches but if their anywhere west they are the nice guys.

*New Yourkers
*Jersey
*Marylanders

Mount Saint Mary's College/University by Mike April 10, 2005

University 

Harder, more expensive, and less fun than a normal, less pompous college.

Also a great place to breed racist thoughts toward asians, arabs, and indians; all of whom are considerable population groups and all of which are annoying and easily defeat whitey in the classroom.

Finally, don't expect to get laid much at university because the only girls who go there are the awkward, ugly, or otherwise socially inept girls who have given themselves over the the book long ago.

And once you graduate, you scramble for a job against thousands of similar candidates from other universities, ultimately landing an underpaying job you don't like to pay off your $150,000 debt.

Just because you get accepted to university doesn't mean you should go.

University by Indomitable798 October 3, 2010

university of texas 

-Biggest University in the U.S. in terms of number of students.

-also known as "texas university"

University of Texas is liberal where Texas A&M University is conservative.

university of texas by JRD June 27, 2004