Max Verstappen

A Belgian F1-driver who has been pretending to be a Dutchman for years.

Person 1: Do you know Max Verstappen?
Person 2: Yes, he was born and raised in Belgium and used to represent Belgium at younger levels.

by SkibidiToiletHater December 10, 2023

max cook

touches dogs especially pugs

"hey lola come here you dirty girl, my name is max cook by the way."

by fatgrandma December 15, 2023

Max

Max is a simple creature who doesn’t understand many simple things. Has a gyat

Me:look at that max

by Maxissimple December 16, 2023

Barrel Maxxing

the inability to take a joke or thinking everything is directed at you.

Dude stop barrel maxxing just take the joke.

by mmitmat December 16, 2023

Max Vertoppen

When someone gives you slop so good it makes you finish in record time

I gave Vincent that max vertoppen last night

by OfficialBarbyBar December 18, 2023

Max

Max is when someone is very broke

man im Max

by anonymous July 1, 2023

max

Max hebden has a microscopic penis, he enjoys sexual intercourse via the anus him and his loving family live on glass st if you see maxys house be sure to throw an egg that is what all by passes do to show there love and respect for max.

How to make sure you stay clear of max path
step1- avoid keillor rd and avoid Tayla and matea’s house
step2-stay away from maccas keillor rd were he is seen feasting every day
step3-look out for his drip his usual outfits contain his red trapstar hoodie and his black nike tech pants and he pairs it with his black tns
he’s a local CELEBRITY

person 1: “do you know max hebden?”
person 2:”nosh ofc ik max hebden his the fittest guy in Melbourne! and he runs the streets of essendon.”

by cutegirl293929 July 8, 2023