To slap your salami is to whip out your salami and then get a nice,wet ,strong, slippery, moist grip on it and slide your hand up and down to the beat of "We are number one" until you see mayonaise come out the tip then spread it across your burger buns and ram your salami meat in the bun slot in the middle add condiments on top and put it deep and deeper down your nice, wet, moist throat until more mayonnaise comes out.
by BobbyRandyRoss May 16, 2017
by SatansBestFriend September 29, 2013
To give someone a brief, pointed, reprimand via text for an "out of line" remark. The virtual equivalent to a "slap upside the head" for an inappropriate or rude comment while texting or in "chat" with someone. A "WTF were you thinking moment" where you give someone a quick "dressing down" in order to bring the conversation back onto previous path.
She deserved a chat slap for being so rude to her best friend. OR ... She gave him a chat slap when he answered her question about the homework assignment, with ribald sexting.
by Kasheega January 21, 2015
John - Your the stupidest biatch I have ever seen Bob
Bob - Not as stupid as that condom on your head that call a hat
John - (Cries and runs home to his mom)
Bob - Get swag slapped queer!
Bob - Not as stupid as that condom on your head that call a hat
John - (Cries and runs home to his mom)
Bob - Get swag slapped queer!
by The best swag slapper ever June 23, 2011
When you slap your hoe in the face with your foot long megalodon dick, perfectly timed with the Bruno Mars song “Treasure”.
by Bush Lord 69 420 June 27, 2019
The gatling slap or gatling-slap is a series of blindingly rapid slaps, usually applied to the face.
Somebody told me he liked DmC: Devil May Cry's commentary on how society is corrupt and how Obama is just a puppet, just like every other ruler. He also told me that the Illuminati are behind everything. I subsequently gatling slapped him like a true boss. Like Big Boss.
by WhiteWarlock September 30, 2013
When you ejaculate into your hand and slap somebody else with the hand you ejaculated into across the face.
"If you dont stfu im going to J-Slap you."
"Dude Amanda didnt shut the fuck up last night so i had to J-Slap her."
"Dude Amanda didnt shut the fuck up last night so i had to J-Slap her."
by CowNiggaBalls November 26, 2011