screaming jesus

a shot that consists of bacardi 151 along with Tabasco sauce and pepper.
This drink will hit ur stomach make you puke, bunn ur inside..and make you scream for Jesus (Help)!!!

to end ur night quick..drink a screaming Jesus!!

by +E-Man January 03, 2008

Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ, also know as (J-Dizzle) was a Jewish teacher, and occasionall rapper who got merked (and may or may not have come back a few days later) then ascended to heaven or some shit

Jew: Did you hear Jesus Christ 's new album?
Roman: We ought to kill him for saying that shit dude

by Just a Pastafarian January 19, 2018

gays for Jesus

people who haven't read the Bible

We're gays for Jesus
What about Sodom and Gamorrah
What's that

by Bob Savage March 01, 2007

Jesus Juice

The ejaculation from a male genitalia.

I shot my jesus juice on her back.

by SwiftyOne April 19, 2005

Jesus Puff

When you get crusified while giving head to a priest.

"What happened to Mike the other day?"
"He got a Jesus Puff from father Mathews"

by Garry Coleman February 28, 2005

Jesus' Niece

Someone who is highly revered in the hip-hop community. Notably put to fame by Kanye West.

"From the Polo fleece to the Jesus piece... I got family in high places like Jesus' niece" - Kanye West

by P.Caps December 21, 2010

come to jesus

Command usually shouted from the pulpit at an evangelical Christian revival.

"Those who are sinners and want to be saved, Come to Jesus! He will save you, just Come to Jesus!"

by Alexandra July 29, 2004