the gandalf smoke

when you smoke a joint handsfree. everything you would normally do, you do without your hands. only real og‘s smoke like this.

„ey yo bro you smokin‘ the gandalf smoke?“ „hell yeah bro“

by JetiRubik February 2, 2020

Second Hand Cock Smoke

When you been smoking cock with a flamethrower and someone around you gets that second hand cock smoke.

Smoking cock less than 25 feet from the building can cause second hand cock smoke.

by Mattroid Prime March 2, 2020

Jerk off and smoke Newports

A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.

Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!

I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!

by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020

A total smoke

Someone who’s really fucking hot.

K: Have you met Stacy’s mom?
M: Yeah, she’s a total smoke

by kosibee03 July 3, 2020

the one they call smoke

smoke the yt is a person on the internet that can be seen playing games and communication on discord and other platforms often destined for greatness but haveing the worst of luck and hey you probably even met me
other meanings: is to be super stealthy or be a master of smoke grenades and cover fire a soldier of the smoke nation

have you heard of the one they call smoke?

by smoke276 November 12, 2020

I will smoke ya til im dying

Means that someone legit are going to smoke you until he/she are dying

"Hey Haley, i will smoke ya til im dying"
Haley "sure, i can 19:00"

by Kinse Wu December 8, 2020

smells like smoke on the wonderwall to hell

The ultimate banned riff that is never to be played but is often requested

“That’s pretty cool, but can you play smells like smoke on the wonderwall to hell“

by RatteCat January 15, 2021