slapping the eggplant

ejaculating semen all over an old Brooklyn woman's face

I was hanging out in hipsterville, when a nice lady offered to cook me a delicious dinner if I started slapping the eggplant.

by LincolnDoc November 27, 2015

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Chat slap

To give someone a brief, pointed, reprimand via text for an "out of line" remark. The virtual equivalent to a "slap upside the head" for an inappropriate or rude comment while texting or in "chat" with someone. A "WTF were you thinking moment" where you give someone a quick "dressing down" in order to bring the conversation back onto previous path.

She deserved a chat slap for being so rude to her best friend. OR ... She gave him a chat slap when he answered her question about the homework assignment, with ribald sexting.

by Kasheega January 21, 2015

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J-Slap

When you ejaculate into your hand and slap somebody else with the hand you ejaculated into across the face.

"If you dont stfu im going to J-Slap you."

"Dude Amanda didnt shut the fuck up last night so i had to J-Slap her."

by CowNiggaBalls November 25, 2011

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Slapped in the sack.

When one gets screwed over.

Elliot's friends stuck him with the bill. He got slapped in the sack.

Clayton and Steve mercilessly teased Kevin. They were slapping his sack.

Adam got ganked in the river. His sack got slapped.

by Brutallatops, the Magician. June 28, 2011

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