Slapping the Salad

Masturbating

Person 1: I heard john slapping the salad today
Person 2: Special occasion, probably!

by eldiablodelbloque January 12, 2017

bitch slap

when a person is slapped (usually on the face) because they were doing or saying something bitchy or perverted.

Joe: Hay want to go to my place my parents aren't home. (licks lips)
Sally: What would we do.
Joe: I don't know maybe get rid of your virginity.
Sally: No, you pervert. (Bitch slaps Joe)

by tityfuqer69 May 1, 2020

marshmallow slap

The act of ejaculating into the palm of your hand and smacking someone in the face.

hands ejaculating smacking marshmallow slap

by SatansBestFriend September 29, 2013

Gatling slap

The gatling slap or gatling-slap is a series of blindingly rapid slaps, usually applied to the face.

Somebody told me he liked DmC: Devil May Cry's commentary on how society is corrupt and how Obama is just a puppet, just like every other ruler. He also told me that the Illuminati are behind everything. I subsequently gatling slapped him like a true boss. Like Big Boss.

by WhiteWarlock September 30, 2013

J-Slap

When you ejaculate into your hand and slap somebody else with the hand you ejaculated into across the face.

"If you dont stfu im going to J-Slap you."

"Dude Amanda didnt shut the fuck up last night so i had to J-Slap her."

by CowNiggaBalls November 25, 2011

Sausage Slapping

Two gay men engaging in sexual relations.

Look at those two dudes holding hands, I bet they're gonna go home and do some sausage slapping.

by 0wnfac3 March 18, 2011

swag slapped

When you diss someone so badly that their swag has been erased

John - Your the stupidest biatch I have ever seen Bob

Bob - Not as stupid as that condom on your head that call a hat

John - (Cries and runs home to his mom)

Bob - Get swag slapped queer!

by The best swag slapper ever June 23, 2011