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Packamole 

Packamole;

A Packamole is a common genetic disorder, prevalent in almost 75% of humans as it is the dominant allele in a mutation of chromosome 1, the largest, withholding 9% of the total DNA in human cells. This, somewhat harmless, disorder can permutate into various diverging genetic pathways, some of these include:
• The BJ lips packamole
• The Crater-face packamole
• The Hemiplegic unit packamole
• The Fivehead/Orange-face packamoles
• The Sheep-shag packamole
• The Female packamole( -very rare permutation )
• The Orange-gut packamole( -mutation of orange face packamole )
• The Small packamole
• The Big Blondemole

These are but a few examples of the many different archetypes of the packamole disorder. But there is one variety of packamole, the packamole to rule them all...

BUCKTOOTH PACKAMOLE LIPS

This is the first packamole to ever have existed, patient zero of the genetic mutation. And possibly the most dangerous to themselves or to others, as when this species are close to other humans, their genetic structure alters them, and they mutate into a new form of packamole. This may also be affecting the DNA of other animal species near, but more tests must be made in order to acquire a conclusive result.

The symptoms of the packamole disorder need not be explained as we all surely know them by heart.

(This definition has been validated by genetics expert senõr yoda, all facts/figures are 100% accurate)

Date:
18/11/2018
"Ahhh you're a bucktooth Packamole aren't you?"
"shutup, you Packamole!"
"No, im not a Packamole, you calling me a Packamole means that you are actually the Packamole"
Packamole by FLETCHH November 19, 2018
Related Words
When you are able bodied but mentally unwilling and/or tired to leave your dwelling.
Friend #1; Hey bro, want to hit the pub?
Friend #2; Packed in, bro.
Friend #1; Damn.
Packed In by GeorgeLaz January 17, 2019

Packermaniacal

A hard core Green Bay Packers fan. A fan that is so psychologically obsessed with that team that they wear a big green and gold “G” on their sweatshirt wherever they go and at any time of the year. A fan that wears a Green Bay Packers Jersey to any and all sporting events including fishing. A Packers fan that can’t accept a loss or that the team might suck, so there is always an excuse for a loss, like time ran out or a bad referee call was made.
Look at that packermaniacal over there with the “Rodgers Jersey.” He thinks Lombardi’s still their coach. I went to the Mall of America today and saw 14 packermaniacals with their stupid big “G” sweatshirts, and it’s baseball season.
Packermaniacal by Jamie Immanuel November 24, 2019

Packard Goose 

A name of a frank zappa song. Also the meaning of a person who sucked so much cock that their lips grew and shaped like duck lips
Hey, Matheus Leao Moreira, who did you blow? You pushed the button boy and you went to the show better suck a little harder or the shekels won't flow and I don't mean your thumb So on your knees you bum Just tell yourself it's yum And suck it 'till you're numb

Matheus is a packard goose with cock like duck lips.
Jornalisms kinda scary.

Dont you think?

whatever packs your pipe 

I Invited some friends to go see some music with me and they said, "we would rather go to a movie." I replied, "whatever packs your pipe."

powder packer 

refers to a specialized rock roadie dealing with oral insertion (by forceful exhalation) of cocaine into the band member's anuses.
I was paid to be the powder packer for Fleetwood Mac on the road
powder packer by hottubgetindapoo December 8, 2010