john pham

The Most Perfect human being.

Holly is a John Pham.

by coldplayarecool1234 January 23, 2014

John Dorian

Derived from Chundorian or (Chunder), the labelling for one to be intoxicated and or heavily vomiting due to the effects of alcoholism.

Conor: Jesus.
Trav: Chundered.
Ian: Absolute John Dorian.

Man 1: "Did I see you chundering last night?"
Man 2: "Absolute John Dorian'd it all night."
Man 1: "Delicious"

by SideOrderWalker March 1, 2011

Uncle John

A Person who is extremly nosey

Go away you Uncle John

by headless7 July 19, 2011

John Terry

Fucking slippery cry baby,

John Terry was playnig football and fell over.

Tosser.

by Alan Shearer May 23, 2008

John Mackey

The god of modern music composition.

Let's pray John Mackey to write a new composition.

by JaZzAdRiieN April 5, 2009

long-john

Long-john \lawng-jon\, verb:
to repetively irritate; to bother incessantly; to drive crazy.

"stop long-johning me, get that thing out of my face already"

by mE$c@Li+O~ March 12, 2009

john simons

The guy who makes the ladies panties fall when he walks by. A true ladies man if he had a hundred dicks all the bitches would fuck him.

That guy is a true john simons

by The ninja of the soap February 18, 2014