The act of ejaculating into a coffee cup and proceeding to dump it on the nearest Chihauha or Pomeranian.
"Hey i just got back from k money dangling"
"No way bro, Why didnt u call me?"
"cuz i only k money dangle by myself"
"No way bro, Why didnt u call me?"
"cuz i only k money dangle by myself"
by Mohlestator September 10, 2009
Definition - A term used to describe someone with a lot of money or when someone spends large amounts of money. Uncle Money Pockets can be used for a person of either gender.
Origin -The term Uncle Money Pockets comes from the rich old man in Monopoly with the sweet mustache, top hat and pimp cane named Uncle Pennybags.
Alternate Uses - Uncle Money Pockets can be adjusted to fit the age and status of the person (see below examples)
Origin -The term Uncle Money Pockets comes from the rich old man in Monopoly with the sweet mustache, top hat and pimp cane named Uncle Pennybags.
Alternate Uses - Uncle Money Pockets can be adjusted to fit the age and status of the person (see below examples)
1. Guy 1 - "My brother just got promoted and bought a porsche.
Guy 2 - "Damn he sounds like Uncle Money Pockets"
2. 12 year old girl - "I saved $100 off my $10/weekly allowance, I feel like such an Uncle Money Pockets."
3. Guy - "Bill Gates makes so much money, he's Uncle Money Pockets"
4. Homeless Guy 1 - "I just spent $50 on crack!"
Homeless Guy 2 - " Look at this Uncle Money Pockets!"
Homeless Guy 3 - "*shank*"
Guy 2 - "Damn he sounds like Uncle Money Pockets"
2. 12 year old girl - "I saved $100 off my $10/weekly allowance, I feel like such an Uncle Money Pockets."
3. Guy - "Bill Gates makes so much money, he's Uncle Money Pockets"
4. Homeless Guy 1 - "I just spent $50 on crack!"
Homeless Guy 2 - " Look at this Uncle Money Pockets!"
Homeless Guy 3 - "*shank*"
by the real uncle money pockets April 29, 2010
Money Flow Mafia started out in a Detroit, Michigan suburb named Clinton Township. It was nothing but a small underground rap group. As the rap group gained more and more attention the name Money Flow Mafia beggan to carry into several other suburbs in the Detroit area as small gang style groups but very rarely did the seperate factions have contact with one another. While disorganised these groups traveled in fairly large numbers and operated as a fight crew protecting each member as if they wee brothers. To this day Money Flow Mafia is still alive and strong in many Detroit area suburbs while being much more organized for example you will find each area has one established leader called "Made Men" that calls the shots of all members or turf bangers known as "Hitmen" within his turf boundaries, and there is an unknown man that runs all operations of the group and over rules all elses word known as the "Capo di Tutti" or "Boss of All". The official colors are now Grey and Black, Clinton Township is known as the motherland for this group. Not much else is known about this group except for its rapid growth and the code of silence known as the "Omerta" each member is required to take before he partakes in the initiation. What takes place at initiation is currently unknown. Identifiers for this group are Grey and Black bandannas, tatoos of a top hat over the letters MFM, or similar graffiti tags.
Dude one:Did you hear that new track by Money Flow Mafia?
Dude two:Yeah, I heard it when 7 cars full of Hitmen pulled up and jumped this guy that didn't pay his protection fee after he was given an extension.
Dude one: Who would be dumb enough not to pay that, they've gotten me out of so much trouble I never mind paying that.
Dude two: Yeah, I don't know what I would do without Money Flow Mafia...
Hitman: Hey! you guys got your protection payments for this month?
Dude two: Uhm... oh shit.
Hitman: You are dead!
Dude one: RUN!!!!
Dude One and Two: I HATE MONEY FLOW MAFIA!
Dude two:Yeah, I heard it when 7 cars full of Hitmen pulled up and jumped this guy that didn't pay his protection fee after he was given an extension.
Dude one: Who would be dumb enough not to pay that, they've gotten me out of so much trouble I never mind paying that.
Dude two: Yeah, I don't know what I would do without Money Flow Mafia...
Hitman: Hey! you guys got your protection payments for this month?
Dude two: Uhm... oh shit.
Hitman: You are dead!
Dude one: RUN!!!!
Dude One and Two: I HATE MONEY FLOW MAFIA!
by ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ9876 August 18, 2008
In a May-December relationship, a way to describe the younger partner, especially when the younger partner looks like it hasn't passed puberty yet. May be a warning that a statutory rape could happen.
52 year old Schizo Woman:I just got a boyfriend, he's kinda young.
Rosanne:How young? Is he milk money young?
52 year old Schizo Woman:He's 14.
Rosanne:How young? Is he milk money young?
52 year old Schizo Woman:He's 14.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 04, 2008
To give someone a hard time, just for fun and pleasure. Or if someone if is you is constantly "mouthing" off at you. You would deal with that person in a profound way.
1. Every day I would come in to work and look forward of giving my boss "Rich" a quick run for the money. That really made my day.
2. A customer was very rude to me, and she was giving me a headache, so I had the store director take care of her ass. PROBLEM SOLVED.
2. A customer was very rude to me, and she was giving me a headache, so I had the store director take care of her ass. PROBLEM SOLVED.
by Saints September 15, 2003
Origin: Mainly used throughout Hispanic/Latino communities.
Meaning: Utilizes the widely-known, animated entity "Mickey Mouse" to evoke a sense of cartoony fiction. Phrase as a whole used to describe "play" money, "fake" money, or lack thereof.
1: a measure of wealth to a lesser degree
2: a false measure of wealth
Meaning: Utilizes the widely-known, animated entity "Mickey Mouse" to evoke a sense of cartoony fiction. Phrase as a whole used to describe "play" money, "fake" money, or lack thereof.
1: a measure of wealth to a lesser degree
2: a false measure of wealth
by Mister Fresh October 16, 2006
Person 1: What are you going to do when you're older?
Person 2: I've got rocking chair money, who cares?
Person 2: I've got rocking chair money, who cares?
by Draculascigarette December 08, 2010