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Get the Love mug.When all other plans to get laid don't work, and you don't want to rape a bitch, you are in love, with hopes of increasing your chances of getting laid.
Fundo tried many different techniques to have sex with his girlfriend, including advice from dating newsletters, as well as dating tips from friends. Because Fundo did not want to rape a bitch, he told his girlfriend he was in love. Suddenly, there were women jumping his bones by the hour.
by auth00r June 19, 2006
Get the in love mug.by Irreduzibel March 1, 2021
Get the love love and love love to see your mom mug.Smash Mouth: SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THAT SHREK IS LOVE
Donkey: E
Lord Farquaad: *Jealous noises*
Shrek: You forgot life.
Donkey: *simp*
Lord Farquaad: *Dies of jealousy*
Fiona: E
Shrek: E
Donkey: E
Lord Fartquaad: E
Smash Mouth: SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME E!
Donkey: E
Lord Farquaad: *Jealous noises*
Shrek: You forgot life.
Donkey: *simp*
Lord Farquaad: *Dies of jealousy*
Fiona: E
Shrek: E
Donkey: E
Lord Fartquaad: E
Smash Mouth: SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME E!
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Get the Love mug.by JFB244 June 15, 2009
Get the Love mug.Love is confusing, lonely, and depressing; it is also magical, heartwarming, happy feelings. They can make your mood change in a heartbeat. Love has an effect on lots of things in our lives. It changes how we act or sound around a certain person. It changes what you think about and feel. If all you think about is that one special person. If your heart beats out of your chest every time you see them. If everything they do and say is perfect. You don’t like them you love them. There’s a difference. Love can give you butterflies in your stomach. It can make you feel like your heart sank to the bottom of your stomach. Loving someone can be really hard but you learn to power through it. The word crush is describing the person you LIKE or are attracted to you. If you have deep feelings for them; and have for a while. It’s not a crush, it’s love. Crushes are meant to crush you. That’s why they are called a crush. Most of the time people have a crush in school because it gives them something to occupy themselves with. Like “oh he’s really cute and sweet I like him a lot. I know he’s out of my league but it’s nice to think about.” That would be an example of a crush. “Everything he does and says is perfect.” “Every time I think about him my heart flutters” “I’ve been in love with him for the past 9 months” All of that is an example of love, and it also sometimes means they are thinking the same thing about you. Love is complicated but it gets easier as you grow and mature. ♡
“I love him more than anything”
“He’s everything I could could ever hope for; I love him”
“The love of my life”
“He’s everything I could could ever hope for; I love him”
“The love of my life”
by 𝕄𝕠𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 ♡𓆉𑁍 December 22, 2019
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