Just Jesus January 

This is the month where you repent of your sins from Destroy Dick December, you must fast from masturbation, sex, and watching porn, instead you must turn to the Bible for wisdom and guidance.

Just Jesus January was a rough month it was like No Nut November only I had Jesus this month.

Just Jesus January by JarodCostello November 25, 2018

14 January 

The date that legends are born.

- Woah, how did she managed to do that?
- She’s was born on 14 January

14 January by papaki November 3, 2019

just jerk January

on just jerk January men can only masturbate. you can not sex or get blowjob.
Also on just jerk January you can fix your failure on no nut November

on just jerk January your hand will be your best friend

just jerk January by mr. sexi November 2, 2019

28 january 

the smartest and cutest girls.
if you were born on 28 january you are cute, smart, funny...almost perfect

when were you born?
28 january
i’m jealous

28 january by not ur businesses January 22, 2021

jerk job january 

After No Nut November and Don't Dick December, Jerk Job January offers relief after 61 days of fasting from the act of masturbation.

I cannot take it anymore, Jerk Job January is the greates...ohohoh
*rub sounds can be heard*
ohhhhhhh

*61 splats occur simultaneously*

jerk job january by SliceofJesus January 4, 2018

6th of January 

People born on this day are legends and deserve to be given 3 Lamborghini’s, an Elon Musk cyber truck and 762 AirPods.

Wow he’s born on the 6th of January? He must be a rich legend.

6th of January by Okie_Boomer December 13, 2019

Juicy Jizz January 

In the months after the dinosaurs invented No Nut November they decided to create the greatest thing known to man, Juicy Jizz January. They established 2 rules.

1)Nut at least twice a day everyday
2) On weekends nut three times a day

Person 1: I just barely made it through No Nut November.
Person 2: Ik but are you ready for Juicy Jizz January?
Person 1: Hell yeah.

Juicy Jizz January by Honeybbqchnk December 1, 2017