Jizzing January

The whole month is devoted to jizzing everywhere. pretty much the opposite of no nut November.

Every single girl fails jizzing January.

by Basscrack November 13, 2019

January Slump

The month after Christmas when you get your credit card bill for all the gifts you have bought.

hey johnny did your credit card bill look like this

ya looks like i cant buy any thing till next month (damn January slump)

by iamiamiamiami December 20, 2010

January 7th

Ask out your best friend

Bro are you gonna ask Allie out? It’s January 7th aka ask out your best friend day.

by D12m&m January 6, 2021

January 7

anyone born on january 7 is the coolest mf alive. they also have to date someone born on september 8.

even though their grades suck everyone loves them and they are super hot

person 1: Did you see Josh today?
person 2: yeah he was so cool
person 1: he also gets to date that one baddie born on sep 8
person 2: oh yeah hes so lucky i wish i was as cool as him
person 1: I wish I was born on January 7

by professional racist123 December 5, 2023

January 1st

National ‘Stop making Aimie so angry she wants to smash her head against a mirror and then chew on the glass fragments embedded in her skin’ Day

‘Damn, its January 1st, let’s all stop pissing Aimie off and making her want to resort to misanthropy’

by pettyshit.com January 1, 2023

January 6

Make out with your gf/bf day!

Kcaj: Hey Enimsaj guess what day is it today?

Enimsaj: January 6th? What’s so special about that?

Kcaj: It’s make out with your gf/bf day!!

Eminsaj: HELL YEAHHHHH!!!

by KcajAndEnimsaj January 5, 2025

January 17

if u were born on this day you’re an idiot <3

A: when’s ur birthday?
B: january 17, why?
A: wow ur birthday is on national slap an idiot day 🤗

by 😧🤞 March 6, 2022