Tiger Woods

a non-alcoholic combination of cola and diet cola, created and made popular by American philanderer Tiger Woods . An alcoholic version of the beverage is also known as a Tiger Woods.

Customer: “Barkeep, cola please! Half diet, half original recipe. Thank you.

Bartender: “Hey Buddy, next round save us both a little time and just ask for a Tiger Woods!”

by The Devil May Care Kid June 12, 2019

Wood Chip

A person who lives with chainsaws and 2 stroke gasoline. Likes to harvest wood in its natural state. Also known to cut down telephone poles for fire wood. i.e. "City Logger".
Facial appearances are similar to "Roofers".

"He said he was a "Bird evictor", but I knew he was a "Wood chip".

by bonedust April 14, 2010

ziplining wood

When you put floss down the urethra and thread it out your butthole.

"Hey Meg, do you wanna try ziplining wood later?"

by cubed March 21, 2023

Wood Burner Tattoo

The scars / burn marks which one receives on their wrist or forearm from attempting to jam too large a piece of firewood into a small wood stove.

If you already have 5 wood burner tattoos before Christmas you should either drink less or cut your firewood smaller.

by Definerofdefinitions October 4, 2023

North Woods Nimrod

Renown cannibal and resident of the wilderness of Green Bay, Wisconsin. Long time pals with a slender man and Rumor has it he has had babies with 8 different species. Huge packer backer but hasn’t been seen in decades. Some say he’s just a legend, others say the man is Brett Favre.

“During the winter of 2009 the Green Bay city council issued a mandatory curfew after the North Woods Nimrod took a lunch break to the local elementary school.”

Green Bay, Wisconsin
Packer backer
Brett Favre

by Bichael Newhouse April 21, 2018

Daddy Cut Wood

A situation where the father takes care of business with his daughter. Including molestation, punishment, and control in the family unit to keep any sticky situation from being exposed to others. Could include physical abuse up to serious injury including death in extreme cases. Cases usually happen in less populated areas.

Upon discussion with True Crime aficionados..."That sounds like a daddy cut wood situation!"

by Joco Sleuth May 2, 2018

How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.

Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024