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Human Lezzipede

When three or more lesbians perform cunnilingus on each other in a chain. Such an effect usually provokes a response from other nearby lesbians who, in turn, join the ever growing Lezzipede.
Susan: What are your plans tonight Janice?

Janice: I saw an advert for a Human Lezzipede tonight in the city centre, want to come?
Susan: Definitely!
by Champ Tings August 2, 2016
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Human

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify humans and I realized that humans are not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but humans do not. Humans move to an area and humans multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way humans can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus.
"Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure." - Agent Smith, The Matrix
by al3x_zaytev November 19, 2017
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the human spirit level

whilst one is renovating a house and needs to determine the level of the newly constructed floor, he requests that a girl sits on the floor on all fours. He then proceeds to blow in each end and observe which end it drips out of giving him clear indication of which end of the floor is out of level.
Carly can you come around to my house im renovating and need the human spirit level.
by the two bob lobber July 31, 2012
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human roulette

When 5 or more men of different races cum in a jar and then inject the semen into the a female's pussy, thus not knowing who is the father and race.
Hey man you going to the game on Saturday?
- Nah man I gotta do a human roulette that day.
by wakeup_julian September 24, 2020
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Human Centipede Sandwich

A sexual experiment gone terribly right, the human centipede sandwich is done when performing a 69 in a stacked up three-way
"Bro I heard Hannahs a freaky, like three way freaky"

"Damn wouldn't see that in her"

"Dude rumor is she got stacked up with a friend to 69 in a human centipede sandwich"
"Let's get HER number!"
by get arrested May 9, 2016
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waste of human space

Well, it’s when someone does nothing good, and is only frowned upon, I guess. I mean it’s self explanatory, you silly geese.
“Zane is a fuckinwaste of human space.”
by Pastahat December 23, 2017
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hentai human

Calling someone a sexual object/symbol without appreciating their humanity

Ex: this guy I was play in a video games is my hentai human, because they super skinny asian and he is very kawaii
Ex: this guy I was play in a video games is my hentai human, because they super skinny asian and he is very kawaii
by eclipze0o0 September 29, 2025
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