The French

A population of around 100 million people, with 67 million of them inhabiting the country of France, with its beautiful sights, mountains, and geographical location, generally characterized by their horrible temper, especially against foreigners, and their love for cigarettes, coffee, and worker strikes.

Let us take as an example, their anger towards tourists who use the language wrong, even though most of them don't even speak English all that well:

"Bonjour, j'aimerais avoir une croissant."
"C'est UN Croissant! Idiot! Golmon! Sale Bâtard! Vas te faire foutre!"

The French can be nice, especially when you know French. Unless if you're their boss. Or if you mix up "un" and "une".

by kk_a February 03, 2025

The French

1) Miserable sick nasty people

2) A concept created by Belgium to keep the Spanish away

3) Offsprings of Satan

Jack: Jill what´s wrong? You look sad today.

Jill: The French

by Baby its all an illusion April 12, 2023

the french

A group of people known for last names such as: Fontaine, Balenciaga, Anouilh (which means slow worm), Beauséjour, Ferrière, and more.

"Why do the french have such difficult to pronounce last names."

by xXXmillennialcoolXXx February 14, 2022

French Monday

When you smoke a joint and then proceed to Eiffel Tower a woman

“It feels like a French Monday too”

by Johnnie Kennedy/Austin Feltner June 02, 2025

French nostril

So basically the guy will cum up the nose and the person will snort it in.

Yeah I gave my girl the French nostril now she can’t breath out of the right side of her nose

by Koolaidketchup December 12, 2024

French Horn Player

A type of person who is really fucking annoying, and, should they be found trapped in a hole, they should be left there.

"Boy, that jackass is a real French horn player."

by Psyduckery May 27, 2023

french navel

When u cum in a girl's belly button and then dip french fries in it and feed them to her

My girl said she was hungry so I made her a French navel

by Tackelberry November 19, 2022