Side saddle french butler

The act of one being in side saddle or little spoon position and reaching behind the back with the right hand similar to a French butler would while holding a tray in his left, and using Said hand to jerk off your partner.

"Got a side saddle french butler last night" shit was bon

by R.j. Berger March 1, 2021

french tea

Another name for orange juice

Barry: So, what's that you're drinking Larry?
Larry: It's French Tea, Barry.

by sheriff_cahill September 5, 2008

French bust

When a man at the point of climax whispers in their partners ear "Mais wesh!"

This French dude next door was so loud last nigh while fucking his girl. I kid you not, he French busted in her!

by Johnny.Crocs December 2, 2021

french toast festival

The phenomenon when the Weatherman calls for snow and everyone rushes to the store to buy out all the Eggs, Milk and Bread.

Going to get an inch of snow, better rush to the grocery store and buy as many eggs, gallons of milk and bread as we can fit in the Suburu. It’s a French Toast Festival

by Swisschard77 January 13, 2024

French Lady’s Nose

The flavor and taste of wine drunk from a bottle that has been used by a woman to masturbate.

This Pinot has notes of Cherry, leather and a lovely musky overtone of French Lady’s Nose. Merci Monique!

by JayAddie May 2, 2023

Pay you to make French onion soup

A figure of speech used to suggest that a task is too unbearable and taxing for someone to perform. Not to be taken literally or suggest that a deal has been made.

We will Pay you to make French onion soup

by achaemenid November 23, 2020

French shart fungus

A term used to describe a the after math your anus after eating too much French food and sharting it all out the following night,a fungus that sits on your anal cavity reminding you of your horrible misdeeds.

Person 1:What’s wrong,man?
Person 2:Man,I took my gf to eat at a French buffet and it gave us both French shart fungus

by Fivenightsatfnaf69 September 24, 2025