fart partical

When you are so worthless that you are not even a fraction of a fart. Thus for, you are a fucking partical of a fucking fart that comes out of Dave's mother fucking ass. In all actuality though, you're not even worth the fucking air that surrounds a fucking fart partical.

Dave :"that mother fucker is mother fucking fart partical, waste of oxygen piece of shit, who needs to be knocked the fuck off of their high horse"
Dani: "let's fucking go."

by The Sabeys March 28, 2018

fart honk

To fart on or towards someone at close range. Especially when the offended party cannot move to avoid the beef.

As chuck lay on the couch, unsuspecting, Richard approached silently and sat on his head, suddenly releasing his flatulence. The resulting fart honk caused a bad case of pink eye.

by chahuggy October 26, 2014

magnetic fart

A fart so bad that it clings to the surface on which you were sitting. This typically occurs with leather seats.

Bob sits in Tim's computer chair.
Bob: Oh man Tim, warn me next time you leave a magnetic fart!
Tim: Sorry man, didn't know it stuck!

by FubarGOB September 21, 2010

sideways fart

Intestinal gas pain.

I suffered from sideways farts in the hospital, so they added simethicone to my medicine list.

by Smithy666 September 19, 2018

Satsuma fart

A fart that makes you want a satsuma

The kind of fart that makes you want a satsuma. Jason's satsuma fart cleared enough space in his stomach for a small orange

by Henry Dawn September 4, 2018

identifying fart

A fart with a distinctive odor to allow its smellers to identify the person who produced it based on its familiarity and association with the producer's former proven farting incidents.

Dude, did that pungent odor waft from you?

Nah, man. It was definitely Freddy. I can tell by his identifying fart. Man, you should see a doctor about that fowl stench.

by gndhs November 16, 2011

'Farting with confidence'

Expression. Refers to the moment in time when someone has 'turned a corner' in their recovery from having 'loose motions' or diarrhea. No longer do they have fear of #sharting (soiling pants from farting) and are now able to 'fart...with confidence'.

Q. Are you still sick with diarrhea?

A. Nope. I'm back, 'farting with confidence'!

by psdmccartney March 13, 2019