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Cheese Hawk 

A cheese hawk is a wacky, wonderul, loving, fun mother, especially endeared to her son
You're crazy like a cheese hawk!
Cheese Hawk by quiltingdiva February 4, 2010

Cheese Scavenger 

When a person uses his or her fingers to pull up the cheese that has melted off food onto a platter.
Her: Wow those potato skins were great.

Him: Yeah (He scrapes up the remaining cheese that is melted to the plate where the potato skins used to be.)

Her: Do you have to be such a cheese scavenger?
Cheese Scavenger by dogstar7 February 22, 2010

Cheese Weaver 

A guy who constantly picks at his earwax in public, and then wipes it on things.
Guy 1: Oh my god, that was disgusting!
Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: That guy just wiped a bunch of earwax on his desk!
Guy 2: What a cheese weaver.

Cheese Puffed 

Being the victim of others when your enemies are armed with cheese puffs. There is little to no damage in cheese puffing incidents, but you will have to watch where you walk for a 5 foot radius around the location of where it happened.
I was walking out to my car from work today, and these three guys just popped up out of nowhere and totally cheese puffed me! I shall get my revenge...with the delicate art of reverse paparazzi.
Cheese Puffed by Equalizer92 October 22, 2010

Cheese Market 

Smelly discharge from under the foreskin.

Smelly penis
"John's penis stunk last night, it was like going to the cheese market"

Boyfriend: "shall we go upstairs and you can visit the cheese market?
Girlfirend: Yes lets!
Cheese Market by mattwright1979 December 10, 2010

Cheese Grater 

When someone rubs a penis and or dildo up and down on a person's six pack.
That man's abs are perfect for the cheese grater.
Cheese Grater by sexi mexi6969 January 7, 2011