captan

man with a perfect personality and has a HUMONGOUS PENIS, like 3 foot long

wow he is such a captan

by hooni morris August 9, 2017

Captin Beard

n-
1. A guy thats kind of a gayass, but he's still cool.
2. A bubble.

I love Captin Beard!

by Elmer Schlue April 5, 2005

Captin Lizzie

When you sing the pirates of the Caribbean theme tune and stick the whole of your forearm plus your fist up their bum hole and go ARGHH!

person 1: *sings theme tune*
person 2: dude, why you singing that?
person 1: *captin lizzies*
person 2: OUCH MAN THAT HURT
person 1: lol
person 2: * is in immense pain*
person 1: lol

by Mintperson August 6, 2011

Captains wife

A bit of a Natalie. Hot, but with a comic con psychosis leaning toward men named Nils.

A Captains Wife is a bit like the chick from Kick Ass with a hard working, diligent, chicken bhuna hot, edge.
She's also powerful but a little bit needy, after a good rumping.

by Lord leonard November 19, 2013

captian triple hook

When using a triple prong fishing gspy to stimulate a girl. Pulling it out causes tearing.

captian triple hook stuck again. Leaving Peter no room for entry.

by Dave skylark February 18, 2015

craptain morgan

When you take a crap while standing with your right foot propped onto the back of the toilet. I.E. To shit like a captain.

Cindy doesn't know why there's poop water all over the floor. It's because Richard took a Craptain Morgan and water splashed everywhere.

by Sawboss800 April 27, 2016

capain

It means when you look like a fish.

Yo capain you're so fucken stupid.

by jaws531 August 27, 2017