Fruit cake 

Someone that is crazy, spontaneous, mad, eccentric and perhaps mentally ill.

*ring ring, ring ring*
Caller: Hello is that Alex?
Unknown: No its the Psychiatric ward.
Caller: Oh whats happened to Alex.
Nurse: He was pursued by police after stealing a bottle of Vodka, downing it, getting naked and swimming in a lake. When they first attempted to arrest him he ripped a piece of wood from a fence and hit the policeman with it, so they put him in a riot van and took him here.
Caller: Hahaha oh no what an absolute fruit cake, whats the address of the ward I will come and see him.

Fruit cake by oggy ostrich April 9, 2017

Having cake

When someone lives with someone and a girl is still giving up that booty

When Mandy lives with someone and Dee is still giving up that booty Mandy is having cake

Having cake by 2 bad ass bitches September 4, 2017

chimney cake 

The act of one person defecating a so called "cake" into another person's asshole (chimney).

"After watching some German TV, I decided to give my wife a chimney cake." or "My wife gave me a chimney cake for my birthday!"

chimney cake by Z_zoran_Z October 2, 2019

Patty Cake

A girl with an ass that ain’t to big or to small but is known to taste like birthday cake on the cheeks

Dude, did you eat Rosies patty cake last night? How it tasted?

Patty Cake by B-RonLallo January 15, 2021

butter cake 

the sex position to were you put your face right in someone's scrotum

me and him did a butter cake

butter cake by ABiggerNigger February 4, 2021

Mean Cake 

a phrase used to describe the hatred for people in the lqbtq+ community, as Yung Bcote quotes in his hit single

person 1: hey friend, i’m coming out as gay!
person 2: that’s too bad i’m a mean cake

Mean Cake by deadaccowo April 21, 2023

Wal-Mart cake 

One of just about EVERY food item found in the FREEZER of their distribution system, along with Donuts (Yeah, "Made fresh daily"...somewhere else.

An item put on a shelf of Wal-Mart by not-really bakers, just inventory stockers with a hair net and apron.

Hey Jim, I was orderfilling in the freezer the other day and a box fell over. Glazed donuts fell out of it. I also saw a box with "Wal-Mart cake" written on it. Why do the store displays have "Made fresh daily" on it?

Jim: That's not my department.

Oh. Can I take a break? My feet are numb from the -20 degree environment I work in 10-12 hours a day.
Jim: I'll ask my manager, but until then, get back to work.

Wal-Mart cake by adamlesh April 25, 2009