chipotle club

a group of the phattest cats around. they go and eat burttios while talkin about problems with their bitches. no lame-os allowed.

Daniel: Can Megan come?
Chipotle Club: Damn son, whats the deal?
Stevo: I like Real Madrid.
Chip and Daniel: YOU FUCKING NAZI

by oh you know February 23, 2005

Chevy Chase Club

An exclusive club for spoiled pricks who have never worked for an honest dollar in their life and have been served with a silver spoon up their ass for their whole life. Oh and their all right wing bastards.

Spoiled Punk 1: I'm board, lets go to the chevy chase club.
Spoiled Punk 1: On the way we can throw money at hobo's and spit on them.
Spoiled Punk 2: Sorry I only have my 10 credit cards.
Spoiled Punk 1: Don't worry my parents always have bills on them, thats how we tip the chauffeurs.

by DownToEarth Dude May 22, 2011

Strip Club

A club that men go to filled with women that are in the same genetic line as them or somehow randomnly posessed by satan every couple of minutes. The women will proceed to arouse the men, take their clothes off and make little kissy faces. Women will work' a pole and try to glimmer their face with much make-up. Some get scholarships for college by rubbing them nipples at their biological second cousins that are bred the same genetic from their Aunt Hooker Fairy.

Gred went to the Strip Club on Saturday to give his aunt Lima some spare change for a toothbursh."

Casey "Bobby went to the Strip Club last night."
Kilo "Oh yeah, what he'd tell you about it?"
Casey "He said this his cousin on his aunt's side gave him a lap dance and then wobbled away kindof embarassed."
Kilo "Well what the fuck is wrong with her?"

I wish Obama would shut the Strip Clubs down what a way to go inbred.

by wuwabee July 7, 2010

In Da Club

Worst.... Song..... Ever.

Im so sick of "In Da Club" playing on the radio im gonna go shoot myself in the head kthnxbai!

by airsoft fan July 4, 2003

Gentleman's Club

Defined as having sex with three different women in a 24 hour period. Girlfriend's and foursomes don't count.

Tony brought a girl home from the bar on Friday night and banged her. Then had a tinder date with another girl last night and railed her in the bathroom at the restuarant, then later that night he brought home yet another girl from the club and laid pipe. He's now an official member of the gentleman's club.

by Kike Hunter April 24, 2017

Schlong o' da' Month club

girl's night out; a bunch of us lucky dudes

Fran says to Gwendalyne..., "This place is really suckin' tonight,'cept for that dude by the jukebox".
Gwen says..., "YEAH! He must be in the Schlong o' da' Month club"!

by jjjimmyB April 27, 2006

rocket club

Basically a circle jerk or when guys sit around and jerk off together. Since it is popular with teen boys, the object is to see how far you can shoot compared to the other boys, hence "rocket club". A network TV show, Aliens in America, devoted an entire episode to this topic which probably went over the heads of 98% of the viewers who thought the show was about a high school science club.

Hey. Tyler, John, Eric and Trevor will be at our Rocket Club meeting tonight to watch the new DVD I just got, want to come?"

by Toddincal November 26, 2007