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Snot Zombie

A person who, caught unaware and unprepared, has sneezed, coughed, or otherwise covered themselves in mucus, and is walking towards someone or something that can help them.

As they usually have outstretched arms, grasping for a facial tissue, they resemble a Zombie.
"Joe must have a cold. He ran out of the meeting as a snot zombie."

"Amy! Cover your face when you sneeze! You just turned your brother into a snot zombie!"
by SmarmFarmicus August 8, 2012
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gps zombie

A person who relies on their GPS and turn-by-turn navigation to the extent that they are completely unaware of their surroundings and wouldn't even be able to find their way home without the voice of TomTom to guide them.
"Jim's a total GPS zombie. His phone died and he couldn't even find his way out of my neighborhood."
by akpul November 2, 2013
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tinder zombie

Noun: Someone (usually a guy) who contacts you again after ghosting you, in an attempt to feast on your flesh again
I can't believe that Tinder zombie texted me again on Halloween
by PaidtobeniceTomboyTV December 19, 2015
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Media-Zombie

A person who is influenced by the media's bias on any given topic. These people are very naïve and accept the information thrown at them without feeling the need to do their own fact-checking and research to formulate their own opinion. A non-freethinker.

These people are like Zombies in many ways. The first is as mentioned before - a non-freethinker. The second is that they go after others and spread the misinformation they received from the media in groups. They prey on others and spread this vile disease.
The media-zombies are out ransacking businesses due to the fear-mongering on CNN.
by Warden McGee December 24, 2015
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dirty zombie

When a guy busts a nut on his bitches face and it gets in her eyes, then she jumps up with with her eyes closed and her arms up moaning like a zombie looking for the bathroom
Mark:Look at Seven's bitch walking around like a dirty zombie.
Lisa: damn I wish I was her!!
by Elizammm January 20, 2020
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cowboys vs. zombies

The most epic thing you could ever imagine, red dead undead nightmare already clarifies that.
once in history unknown by most scholars and historians their was a huge battle between cowboys and zombies raging on for years it was known as cowboys vs. zombies the war against evil
by homework ate my dog October 24, 2011
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Zombie Stomp

the act of continuing to beat someone, after you have already rendered them unconcious, so as to appear as mindless as a zombie, stomping out a helpless, prostrate individule
dude, i heard you really taught that guy a lesson, who who grabbed your girlfriends ass...

yeah, i completely zombie stomped the worthless motherfucker
by Centaution December 29, 2009
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