Zoophile

A person that is romantically, sexually, or both attracted to animals. Someone who is NOT in the lgbtq+ community because zoophilia is just a special way to say animal fiddler.

John - Yo dude, did you hear May was a zoophile?
Dude - A zoophile is a animal fiddler right? If so, I feel bad for her pet kitty..
John - SHE HAS A PET? I’ll be right back, I need to get her kitty and burn her house down.

by MayhemHour June 19, 2023

Zoophilia

The name of the mental disorder that a human, ( homo sapian sapian), has the mental will to physically enter a sexual position with an animal, ( other than homo sapian sapian). Currently illegal in the United States for animal abuse. It is not however illegal in New Guinea, for it's primitive government and it's URGE of this hideous act of intercourse. Yes, this has been done with octopi, goats, dogs, cats, sheep, donkeys, mules, snakes, squid, jellyfish, and probably many other animals. These actions were very common in ancient Rome, Swaziland, Persia, and many other nomadic civilization, ( because they had tons of animals with them... and not enough women...).

*Zoophilic kid finishes his sex with the animal
*Lady walks in

Lady: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO POOCHY?!

Zoophilic : Uhh.. Um... n-n-nothing...
*Zoophilic kid scurries away naked through streets.

*Lady sighs
Lady: *tisk *tisk that kid with Zoophilia just keeps doin' ma' animals...

by HowDoesTheHumanWork? December 31, 2011

zoop

n. the combination of sperm with semen

v. to ejaculate (usually on someone)

"I heard you zooped all over your gf yesterday."

"That white stuff on your shirt looks like zoop."

by zoopster9000 January 29, 2009

zoophile

a disgusting creature who needs to rot in hell

person 1: Timmy is a zoophile
person 2: ew

by a_random_furry_ March 16, 2022

Zoophile

A fatherless individual with a sexual attraction to animals. They can be 6-17 yrs old and all of them should be wiped off from the face of the earth.

- Oh who is that?
- a zoophile
-Oh, I hate those people
Ben: my name is Ben

by GalaxyRoamerxx March 6, 2022

Zoophile

A person who is sexually attrected to animals. People who think they are attracted to animals, should immediately find a therapist.

"I'm a zoophile"
gets shot

by TON 618 August 4, 2022

zooper

something super or amazing pretaining to the zoo

Jose: That elephant turd is zooper, its the size of a car

by g-iz-fo-shiz June 21, 2006