Zippertits

A woman who has undergone a breast reduction surgery. The term fits because the stitches resemble zip teeth across the wound.

"Ellen page? It's Elliot Page the zippertits now"

by Manualinstallation August 19, 2022

zipperhead

Coined during the korean war and became widely popular during the vietnam war. Referring to the way the head of an asian enemy tended to split open when shot in the middle of the forehead. This splitting is due to the frontal skull suture found in mongoloid bone structure. massive directed trauma to the forehead will often cause the skull to split along the suture line causing the head to appear as if opened by a zipper.

The zipperheads were overrunning our position.

by jreb333 March 13, 2011

zipper

A zipper is a slang name for a ounce of weed....

I cant pay my rent until I sell this zipper...

by Dave buttox May 18, 2004

zippy

The greatest hero in the history of the Empire. A feared adversary of Rebels everywhere.

Zippy pwnzors you!
All fear Zippy, Lord of the Sith!
Zippy! Zippy! The Imperial horse thingy!

by Hippo February 7, 2005

zipper hoagie

A penis.
Note: Often "smothered in underwear."

Girl: "I'm awfully hungry."
Boy: "Feel like a zipper hoagie smothered in underwear?"

by J Roth July 10, 2005

Zippy the Pinhead

To paraphrase Robert Crumb, perhaps the only daily comic in America worth taking a'gander at. Common fodder includes the lyrical nature of the English language, the upsetting predeliction towards mindless consumerism rampant throughout Modern America, and gargantuan roadside artifices. Blends postmodern, absurdist, and slyly leftist leanings in a potpourri of at once dry and eclectic humor.
If you can't get it, that's your loss.

"Good Lord Martha! Observe this new strip they're running in the Post!"
"Why, that is merely a microcephalic clown reiterating the quatrosyllabic name of a popular Sears product!"
"This isn't nearly as broad as Blondie! I'm going to go register my disgust with the Editors!"
"And I'll utilize this as an opportunity to nurture my nascent polemicism and cloak-and-shadow narrow-mindedness by intoning my ill-advised position on the Intra-Net, Dad!"
"Good thinking, my boy. Cripes, you can even blame the whole mess on Acid if you feels like it!"

by apocalypse cow January 7, 2005

zipper snake

The penis. Referred to in this fashion for it's serpentine behavior.

Last night I force-fed and gagged Lisa with my zipper snake after she charmed it out of my pants.

by BukkakeAnneCoulter April 26, 2007