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Painting the Zebra

A metaphor for male masturbation. The motion of the fingers wrapped around the penis shaft simulates the theoretical "painting" of stripes on a zebra.
Did you see the latest issue of Maxim? I was totally painting the zebra to it.
by dirtyofthesouth September 1, 2018
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giraffes and zebras

the act of getting your cock sucked in a public setting. originating from the co dependent relationship of the giraffe and zebra in their natural habitat. the zebras and giraffes stay together because the zebras alert the giraffes of snakes and the giraffes alerts the zebras of lions.
tom- hey Brittany lets play giraffes and zebras, ill look out for the lions while you suck my snake.
by rawdogkilla November 6, 2013
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zebra butt

when a white person shits on a toilet seat and sits down thinking it got in the actual toilet, when in fact shit is smeared all over their ass.
Jerry:dude! I just had the nastiest zebra butt ever yesterday!
Tom:get the fuck out of my face you nasty ass bitch
by regulartree May 12, 2014
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Ridin' the Zebra

A Ménage à trois involving a white guy and a black guy at the same time.
Sarah had a blast ridin' the zebra with Billy and Jerome!
by Bonsai Torpedo March 17, 2009
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Flying Zebra

It is when one man jumps and puts his legs on the shoulders of another man. At this point in time he whips out his balls and puts them in the other mans mouth. You have just executed a flying Zebra.
man 1: Hey do you know what a flying Zebra is?

man 2: flying Zeb...
Man 1 just executed a flying Zebra on man 2.
by carlos93222 May 18, 2010
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Zebra tits

Check out that lady with the zebra tits
by rashstash October 13, 2009
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Wang Zebra

"Last night I so had a Wang Zebra, dude!"
by mykitchendoor April 14, 2008
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