You Unzip, You Go To The Urinal and You Touch Yourself

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You Unzip, You Go To The Urinal and You Touch Yourself
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by Wild Destroyer June 20, 2023

an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it

its a definition of cat on urban dictionary

Person1: do you know what an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it is
Person2:WHAT!?!!!???
Person1:it's a cat
Person2:uhh... no, it's not. cats dont shoot fire
Person1:i found that on urban on our discord server
*Person1 shows it to Person2*
Person2:yoooooooooooooo, that's cool
Person1:i know right

by notPighy October 1, 2021

I like you for who you are

Actually, no I don't. In fact, I wish you were dead, preferrably by my own hand. i am only saying that I like you just to make you feel like you actually have some importance to me.

So next time, if she says, "I like you for who you are", it means that she's gonna dump you the next day.

by Bullshit Detector 2.0 August 1, 2004

I like you for who you are

Said when somebody can't stand you but wants to say something nice. When they can't find something specific to compliment, they say they like you as a whole instead. weak.

If a woman says "I like you for who you are", donkey punch her sorry ass.

by spot May 27, 2004

I like you for who you are

A phrase often expressed by mate to express that he/she does not expect more from you.

Don't listen to what he said, I like you for who you are.

by Vile Vampire May 28, 2004

I like you for who you are

Something you say to a hot girl to make her think that u like her for her personality and not her looks.

Kim: Do u just like me because of my body?
Andrew: NO, i like you for who you are.
Kim: O thats great, I love you Andrew. Let's have sex now.

by Killa Casper May 29, 2004

Has anybody ever told you that you look like Beyoncé?

A hot ass vine that is probably the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen. It gets me shook to the bone.

Guy: Hey, has anybody ever told you that you look like Beyoncé?
Shalissa: Nah, they usually tell me I look like Shalissa.
Guy: Who the fuck is that?
Shalissa: Me nig**.
#ripvine #gucci #vinesfordays #shalissa

by Adam V. April 13, 2018