sphincter yoga

through breathing and a yoga-like technique, an individual battles to remain in control of the muscles in their anal sphincter and prevent the effects of diarrea. Often practiced as a result of drinking non-bottled water, while travelling in a foreign country.

in constrained circumstances such as travelling on public transport where the only toilet is extremely unsanitary, and in fact, someone has dumped on the floor rather than in the toilet, and, desperate to go to the toilet due to the effects of diarrea or more generally prairie dogging, one would practice sphincter yoga to avoid having to go to the toilet at that time

by Danielle Goodsell September 6, 2006

Laptop Yoga Freak

A man or woman who stands outside, whether it be in the front yard or back with a laptop. They are often searching for wireless iternet signal. A laptop yoga freak or l.y.f may be known to get in weird positions.

Me: What the hell are the neighbours doing?
Dad: Oh, they're laptop yoga freaks.
Me. Ah, I gotcha'.

by Two Pints July 3, 2009

Yoga

A series of (rather difficult) exercises designed to improve balance and core strengh, good for muscle toning. Easy to do anywhere, so you can stay fit on your round trip journey to Japan. Involves lots of stretching.

I feel all tense, I'm gonna take a shower and do some yoga

I want to lose 5 pounds, I'm going to start yoga

I"ll be away form my gym, but I can just do some yoga to keep fit

by Regin the Radiant August 9, 2009

Yogabutt

When a woman is wearing yoga pants and her ass is beautifully shaped inside and is easily noticed by men.

"DAMN, dude check out Hannah's yogabutt! That shit is nice!"

by theOctYatVlg April 14, 2010

yoga mom

The next generation of moms who feed their family organic, care about the enviroment, drive a hybrid, and of course, do yoga. While their children are very important to them, they do not let the kids think they are the center of the universe by having them in every sport and competition. Unlike a soccer mom, yoga mom would be at peace having her child occasionally finish second.

She wouldn't drive an SUV, she's a "yoga mom".

by Mark Bat August 14, 2007

yordanka

Is a hot Bulgarian, half way in the closet. Often refers to herself as Danny when trying to befriend humans. Mostly seen dressed as a chav and often found lurking in dark alleyways wearing nothing but a pair of nipple tassels. Occasionally yordankas have been known to feed on children. However they are more likely to feed on celery sticks as they are shy about their dietary requirements. Yordankas are however very outgoing people. They have a tendency of waking up in the middle of the night screaming "Oh! Thundercock!" Repeatedly. Despite such obvious magnetic qualities, yordankas tend to struggle when forming social relationships, their habit of smearing grapefruit flavoured frozen yoghurt upon themselves whilst twerking to Madonna is seen as disturbing by some. She likes to follow the latest hypes and is thus (at present times) a great admirer of Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber.

*scream in the middle of the night*
"Oh that must have been a yordanka"

"Why are there nipple tassels in my frozen yoghurt ?"
Oh that must have been a yordanka

by YourMom.org November 6, 2013

Yoga TERF

A nasty wack ass hippie kombucha loving trans exclusionary radical feminist. Usually white, classist, racist but under the guise of thinking she's "classier" than you. Lives in liberal city, identifies probably as a democrat. Maybe she went to a liberal arts college but thinks that women and vaginas are the same thing. Shops at the local co-op, farmers market, maybe she does aerial silk dancing, pole-dancing, is vegan, but low key loves slut shaming her friends. Is sweet but completely fake as fuck just like the stevia she adds to her cold brew. No amount of probiotics, meditation, or yoni steaming are able to get this bitches head out of her ass....

Maggie is a Yoga TERF

by My transgression December 8, 2017