Woof

A woof is someone who is very Hot and visually appealing. They usually stick out in the room and pass as a smash.

"Don't look too obviously but a Woof has just walked in"

by Insane14Feb May 18, 2023

Hoof and Woof

Another term for the childhood illness; foot in mouth disease that is typically passed from child to child in daycare settings.

Just got a call from my kids doctor. My kid caught a case of the hoof and woof from that nasty daycare.

by sheepdog1 October 20, 2021

Woof

A very sexy human being. He/she have to be lightskin. And has to have Y in their name.

He’s a big woof.

by Hooyo macaan November 29, 2023

Woof Me

A cute way of asking someone for sex.

Christy: "Who's my good gurl? ;)"

Madelyn: "Woof meeeeee 🐶"

Christy: "Okaay finee, I'll be right over"

by Stingy444 June 20, 2022

Woofed

Messed up or fucked

Your hairline is woofed

That phone is woofed

by pulse_mstar October 1, 2020

woofing

Discovering and participating in the work of a farm, in exchange for board and lodging, often abroad.

I'm gonna spend my summer holidays woofing in Canada.

by ElzearYoung April 7, 2023

Woof

Slang: something you say to express dismay, failure, unattractiveness, surprise or sympathy.

Generally means the same thing as the much later-occurring slang "oof".

A: I just failed my math exam
B: Woof

X: This burger doesn't look anywhere near as good as the ad
Y: Woof! That's an abomination if I've ever seen one.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 28, 2021