lazy wind

A lazy wind; it doesn't bother going round you, it just cuts straight through

"Fuck it's cold"

"Yeah man, it's a reyt lazy wind today"

by Danon1 March 28, 2010

Whore-hog-black-widow-slithering-snake

a female perosn, whom is vicious, conniving, crule, and undesierable to be around and/ or with

Lexxie M. is such a whore-hog-black-widow-slithering-snake. Because she harrasses her boyfriend, his friends, and family, by harrassing them all the timehog. Whilist cheating on him with other men and women whore.

by Writing the truth December 9, 2011

Valley of Wind

Large gust of wind that funnels between 2 large buildings or objects.

When I walked threw the alley between those two tall buildings, I was hit with a Valley of Wind that blew my hat clean off my head.

Example # 2 That Fart was so strong it almost created a valley of wind between my legs.

by Bruizer November 5, 2012

Chasing the Widow

A manoeuvre exclusively applied to older, typically menopausal women, to “Chase the Widow” is to furiously stimulate the elderly woman’s erogenous zones in the (often futile) attempt to moisten it for penetrative purposes.

Person A: “Hey, I saw you take that old GILF back home last night, how’d it go?”

Person B: “It didn’t. Spent so much of my evening Chasing the Widow that I thought my fucking fingers would fall off”.

by Scullsworth August 30, 2020

porn widow

Wife or girlfriend of a porn addict.

Evelyn's a virtual porn widow; her wanker can't tear himself from the pornsites.

by Moby Doug August 13, 2009

Corvette Widow

A woman who is left by her husband for his really nice corvette.

Red, I don't want to become a corvette widow. What am I supposed to do to avert this?

by Toastman0007 May 10, 2010

windows vista

The best selling product that nobody ever wanted.

1:"Can I get my new PC without windows vista?"

2:"nope"

by _K. April 10, 2008