willennium

A ridiculous millennium in an alternate universe, invented by Will Smith (Big Willie Style), in which everyone wears shiny silver suits, dances like a flaming idiot, and uses phrases like gettin' jiggy wit it and peep this while I freak this. Comes from the song "Will2K", one of the dumbest songs ever written.

"Time for the new millennium...excuse me, willennium." -Big Willie Style

"Like, oh my god! I hear they're opening a new Banana Republic AND a new GAP at the mall thometime this willennium. That's going to be abtholutely pothitively fabulouth!" -Clay Aiken

"I'd wait all willennium for a chance to give it to Big Willie indabutt." -Carson Daly

by Nick D July 7, 2004

Willnot

A little round ball of shit (and/or bumwad) stuck in the hair of the crack of your ass and WILLNOT come out.

I gotta trim the hair in my ass crack 'cuz I keep gettin willnots. I really had to reef on 'em last time I wiped my butt, they were so tangled up.

by jimco December 28, 2005

Willette

Beautiful chocolate skin woman with a heart of gold. She is kind loving and very giving . She is adventurous and likes Caribbean vacations. Her warm personality and loving spirit makes her a great friend. Willette is Loved by many Hated by none. Silkyblack

Willette is gorgeous with her silkyblack skin.

by Willette January 3, 2017

Willie da Squid

Most popular rapper in history Lil Wayne's name for fake ass hater Gillie da Kid, a worthless, talentless fake ass bitch from Philidelphia.

Im a shark in da water, yessir i swim wit da big, so i dont have time to deal with willie da squid.

by Dr. Rev. M. J. Ditto PHD February 27, 2009

willnut

When shit gets tangled up with your ass hairs and hardens and you need scisors to cut it out.

Wow, thats a big willnut in your ass hairs

by Pascy March 23, 2005

Willett

a stealthy creature of the night, most commonly found in places like your bed or...a dark alley.

that willett sure is fast!

by eternal_rose July 22, 2006

willn't

Like a step child of language, a very underused contraction of will and not becoming simply willn't.

I'm so sad Tiffany willn't get naked.
I willn't stop trying.

by Taylor March 4, 2005