wideclops

A girl whose eyes are too far apart.

Originally coined by author/comedian Aaron Karo in his popular email column "RUMINATIONS." (AaronKaro.com)

"That chick is a wideclops. I mean, I can only look her in the eye one at a time!"

wideclops by rumfan1999 March 29, 2005

bust it wide open 

Referring to a girl to dance with legs spread and her genitals toward the male.

"I told my girl to bust it wide open and bring it back when we were dancin."

bust it wide open by car88 December 17, 2008

Wide-on 

The distaff term for the male 'hard on.'

(1)Sexual:She really has a wide-on for that guy.
(2)Dislike:She sure has a wide-on for her co workers.

Wide-on by ron west January 6, 2005

Wide-on 

When sexually aroused, a wide-on is the phenomenon of a woman's labia widening in order to accomodate the male hard-on which they so desire.

"Fuck me that guy is sexy. I've got a wide-on like a wind tunnel just thinking about him on top of me!"

Wide-on by CaptSkubba February 7, 2009

wide-on 

a female version of a hard-on.

That guy in accounting is way hot. Everytime he walks by my desk I get a wide-on!

wide-on by Chuck Duritsch December 27, 2008

wideo 

some one who acts like they're important- with a swagger

That wee wideo was acting like he was king but Paul sorted him out

wideo by Paul "the gift" Duncan September 20, 2003

wedged 

screwed up, mangled, generally broken, especially when applied to a device or person "stuck" in a non-functional mode

This computer is really wedged.
John is really wedged about this.

wedged by twf January 8, 2004