Condom Wrapper

A female version of the douchebag or a female who dates douchebags

This resort is full of douchebags and condom wrappers. I was at the bar ordering a drink and that condom wrapper cut in front of me and got orange tanning cream all over my shorts. I hope her douchebag boyfriend doesn't see it.

by Honey Do July 24, 2011

Beef Wrapper

A condom.

She won’t fuck me without a beef wrapper.

I prefer to raw dog her ass but a beef wrapper is less messy.

by Eaton Holgoode December 6, 2017

The Sloppy Whopper with Cheese

this is where you find a friend who is eating a burger, and try to stick your penis inside their burger when they put it down, in an attempt to make them bite your penis. rarely works, but is a very nice site to see.

John Alllllmost got me with the sloppy whopper with cheese! i would have bit his dick clean off.

by stan harris March 28, 2007

whappens

A conjunction of the words "what" and "happens." A single word question. Also, whappened, being, "what" and "happened."

Whappens when you die. or Whappened to him?

by Jim Heuberger October 20, 2005

The Big Whopper

A HUGE ass lie. The Smack Daddy Grand Mo'fo of ALL lies! You can't tell a lie bigger than "The Big Whopper", and there is only one way to redeem yourself if you tell "The Big Whopper" : start checking people's Amazon.com wish lists, and get out your credit card.

Uh oh. You told The Big Whopper. You're up shit's creek now, Bobo!

by electronicbattleground November 8, 2004

whoppers

huge, big tits that are great to suck on.

The girl at Ralphs had some huge whoppers.

by velvy June 7, 2007

Whopper

Exceptionally large; over-sized; abnormal. Slang usage: A large plop/turd/log etc.

It has taken me/him/her ages to flush that whopper down the toilet.

by E MacGregor March 29, 2004