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A Wench. A Woman who out drinks, out swears, out burbs and out farts a man. Then complains when you do it
"The Wench" came home late, smelling of booze, passed gas all night that had a match been struck , i fear the house would have caught fire. Then spoke all night , saying honey that was gross , stop it. self explanitory , a woman who does it better then a man.

As Ian and Shel discussed on a hot day in July.
The Wench" by Tis me again July 15, 2006
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Weiner Wench

A man or woman who frequently has promiscuous sex with many male partners.
She's such a weiner wench. She slept with 5 guys this week

Tom, the weiner wench, slept with 2 guys last night.
Weiner Wench by Irishfather May 12, 2010
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Bear wench

A sticky fingered hoe and it ain't from a mans love. Check ur six because ur hard earned money just might stick to those man hands.
Bear wench: "I lost my ATM card again"
Bear wench by Donkz June 30, 2011

English Wench 

A saucy hussy from England or thereabouts who is rather sassy and voluptuous. Excellent individuals to hang out with.
An example of an English Wench would be Emily Painter of England, Scotland, and most notably Albuquerque.
English Wench by thirdoffive March 10, 2012

The Wailing Wench 

Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived through all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "哭丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.

It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!
Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"

Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"

Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like the beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"

*Both gross man laughing*

nigga bed wench 

A black male who dates,marries or is involved sexually with a caucasian
nigga bed wench by Aquarius Baby October 29, 2019

sexy wench 

A very sexy Hollie. A Hollie with perfect breasts or Holliebeam, an arch in her back that slides smoothly into a biteable arse attached to die for legs and a pussy to fall asleep with your tongue inside. A beautiful face with come to bed eyes, awesome lips and golden hair is a clue to what you will find when you unwrap her. A smunchkin. A Hollie that occupies all the daily thoughts of a Mark.
"I would take that Hollie, bend her over and teach her a lesson for being such a sexy wench." "Man, you could just fuck that sexy wench all over the place." "I got an erection looking at Hollie last night, what a sexy wench she is." " I wanna hogtie that sexy wench and do her some serious damage."
sexy wench by Marky Sparky January 12, 2009