weigh hey and up she rises

It's what we do with a drunken sailor early in the morning.

What shall we do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?

WEIGH HEY AND UP SHE RISES

by WoodchuckBeaverMustelid August 24, 2019

Christmas Weight

The weight one gains prior to Christmas when they jump off the diet track, usually followed by an overindulgence on Christmas day.

Person A - "Fuck! When did I get so fat?!"

Person B - "You've always been that fat."
Person A - "Shut the fuck up, it's just Christmas weight. It'll go away in a week or two."

by Barry and Wallace. December 29, 2009

Poverty Weight Loss Plan

A strict non-eating plan based around the fact that you are broke, and losing weight as a result

Wow! Being underpaid sure has its benefits! I have lost six pounds this month due to the Poverty Weight Loss Plan! And the good news is, looking at my bank account, I can carry on until next payday!

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016

pulls her weight

to work as hard as other people in a group

Leena's a good worker: she pulls her weight around the office.

by damayanti November 18, 2013

National lose weight day

It’s time for you to lose weight fat ass! Get on the treadmill and run muthafucka RUN!

Go skinny or go home...

It’s national lose weight day!

by Jaycake September 24, 2019

light weight

Person who gets drunk or high really easily and doesn't need much of it.
Examples:
Jay: Jen got drunk off of three tequila shots.
Jo: What a light weight.

Fred: Dude, you only had, like, two hits. You're such a light weight.

Pot heavy weight wasted hangover light weight

by SilverLove1946 July 29, 2010

Jump Weight

Originally used by 21st century fighters who were afraid to fight guys of smaller a smaller size. But on the BVAD has been turned into an open invitation to fight anyone.

Lonnie: Look Scott, You've slandered my wife by telling everyone you had anal sex with her , Let your pit bull attack my golden lab, Littered my back yard with your beer cans amongst a whole laundry list of other things! this shit needs to stop!

Scott Baker: Oh yeah?, Well quit comin all out the side of your neck and jump weight homie!

Lonnie: Nevermind, it useless.

Scott Baker: What bitch!? Yeah, fuckin say some shit again bitch.

by GaryFreezen August 18, 2009