When Watermelon Sugar stops trending, we die.

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When Watermelon Sugar stops trending, we die.

by Stupid Af July 20, 2021

Wild Watermelon

When you make a black woman squirt but she's on her period

Yea I made my girl pull a Wild Watermelon last night in bed

by ThadChundercock January 6, 2023

Go Live Watermelon

When you publish a project that a lot of people worked very hard on you will typically want to celebrate. There are tons of bozos out there that have all kinds of allergies to different foods. But nobody on gods green earth has an allergy to watermelon.

This is where the go live watermelon comes in. If you want to celebrate without your peers going into anaphylactic shock then just pick up a go live watermelon.

Larry: Dude I really want to celebrate our project going live but I have all these damn allergies.
John: Bro no problem I can pick us up a go live watermelon.
Larry: But wait, does that like have gluten in it?
John: silence

by DudeWheresMyWatermelon April 15, 2019

Gallagher’s Watermelon

When two males and two females participate in a four-way and the female with the larger breasts lays down flat on her back. While one male performs missionary intercourse with her, the other female performs oral on the other male. When both males are prepared to climax, they closely surround the female laying down and discharge semen between her breasts. Next, the second female stands over the female laying down and proceeds to defecate on top of the pile of semen. When finished, she also surrounds the other female and they all watch as the female laying down begins to stir the angry mixture with her breasts. Then with an open hand, she violently slaps the mixture with commanding force, spraying fecal-cum on all participants much like the 80’s comedian Gallagher did to melons with his sledge hammer.

The bedroom required professional cleaning after an innocent couple’s dinner led to Gallagher’s Watermelon.

by TDSMTD November 10, 2019

Wet Watermellons

When one male pours ice cold water on a female partners boobs till her nipples get hard.

John: I slipped on a puddle of water when I walked into the kitchen

George: Sorry, me and Ashely made Wet Watermellons

by The One Ginger September 11, 2011

watermelon

watermelon is a sweet, juicy delicious summer fruit that many people love! its great on hot days, and it is the BEST fruit ever

watermelon is so sweet i could have it everyday!

by someone8959 July 6, 2014

Watermelon Sugar

A pop song by Harry Styles played on the radio too many times.

Brad: “Have you heard Watermelon Sugar?”

Tony: “Yeah I heard it for the fourth fucking time within the span of an hour on the radio.”

by XXDX October 27, 2020