fuck wad

1.) A mixture of semen and vaginal fluids after intercourse.
2.) A complete jerk, asshole, jack-ass.

1.) Vallisa used a rag to clean up the cold fuck wad off the bed.

2.) It is unbelieveable what that sorry fuck wad did next!

by Shameless75110 June 15, 2009

gay wad

1. A homosexual male

Dude, that Samuel Owens kid is sucha gay wad!

by KillaChris March 2, 2007

geek-wad

the ultimate loser. king of dorks. wad of geeks.

What are you, geek-wads?? let's go to computer class and then play some chess!

by JJFox November 30, 2003

doo wad

an epic coagulation of seminal fluids

Ivan is a very big doo wad.

by mattofusa April 1, 2007

pad the wad

To eat something before drinking alcohol, in an attempt to keep from getting too drunk and/or sick.

We can go to Tim's birthday party as soon as I pad the wad. I'm not going to a kegger on an empty stomach.

by Scott Friday December 18, 2008

Lettuce Wad

1. A tightly packed, layered, and folded outer leaf of rotting iceberg lettuce included as an inedible topping to an In-n-out burger. Distinguished from the cool, crisp, "hand-leafed" piece of lettuce usually included with your fesh, tasty burger.

2. Any epicurean abomination.

You: I can't wait to sink my teeth into this tasty Double-Double.

Me: Oh man! A lettuce wad! I can't eat this now. Can I have yours?

by drJJL April 18, 2010

Musket Wad

A thick, heavy load of semen.

I blew my musket wad all over her face so she had some new material for her only fans.

My ballz were aching so I had to fire off a musket was in the shower.

by Dick Onchin December 21, 2020