vanilla boner

Only being sexually attracted to normal sexual desires

Phil: Hey Rob, I just had the best orgasm.
Rob: Oh yeah, what porn did you watch?
Phil: Just Normal guy and girl.
Rob: Man, you really have vanilla boner, don't ya Rob?

by Espeoni October 10, 2015

vanilla custard

When two African Americans insert there penis in the nostrils of an Anglo-Saxon woman and ejectulate. Thus creating a jizzy runny nose called a vanilla custard

Dude I heard Jamal and Tyron gave brittnay a vanilla custard

by Chadthefran April 9, 2017

vanilla cuddle

When someone you used to talk to just wants to cuddle as a friend but actually just wants to bang

Why can't we just be friends and vanilla cuddle?

by Millennialx May 11, 2017

vanilla potato

A grown-ass white man who uses puns way too often, is a proud to be a momma's boy, and is usually named Michael.

"Hey girl! How was your date with Tinder Mike?"
Mia rolled her eyes and replied, "Ugh, he was such a vanilla potato".

by Anewmia June 15, 2019

Vanilla sidewalk

When you snort crack off of a white girls back.

“Dude! I totally vanilla sidewalked this chick last night.”
“Was she thicc or nah”

“Yeah the crack kept falling into her ass”

by Bigtitgothgf July 12, 2020

vanilla bean virgin

a virgin white girl who’s a wholesome bean but very ignorant about anything sexual. Sometimes also dumb as fuck but very sweet and well meaning.

It's a miracle you've been on the internet this long and don't even know what rule 34 is! You're such a vanilla bean virgin!

by W!tchB!tch201 December 30, 2022

Cherry Vanilla

A term in the swinger (non-monogomous lifestyle) for a person (or couple) who appear to be sexually open or adventurous, but doesn't (yet) actually engage in non-traditional sexual activities.

It's derived from the term "vanilla" which is used to describe a mainstream person who isn't in the swinger (or alt/kink) lifestyle.

Mary is such a hottie...do you think she'd be down for a threesome? No? Too bad...I guess she's a cherry vanilla.

by Not2serious November 18, 2016