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Useless fuckpigs

The tory cabinet during the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic
"You're a bunch of cunts, morons and useless fuckpigs" - Dom
by Moggosaur Mo November 21, 2023
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useless junk

Random shit that lies around that nobody has any particular use for. Often leading to the phrase "it might come in handy". Potential sign of a closet hoarder.
Mike: Why have you got a load of monopoly pieces without a board?
John: Oh its just some useless junk. It might come in handy some day.
by imaliltpot September 19, 2015
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Useless Degree

Any degree in the liberal arts, hard sciences, or with funny-looking titles. It's not that you can not necessarily find a job with these degrees, but it usually implies having to go to graduate school, supplementing vocationally relevant coursework, or networking like hell. It puts you in a challenging predicament. Also, these majors are the most common 'barista' majors.
John: AHHHH Shit. I should have majored in computer engineering. I can't find a job with my biology degree. What do I do? I'm sorry dad. I shouldn't have gotten this useless degree.

Dad: I told you so son. Now just supplement your degree so you can salvage your useless degree.
by prathabeast April 23, 2022
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urban dictionary is useless

A fairly accurate statement for people who only wanted a regular online dictionary.
*A random person searches for an online dictionary*
*Sees urban dictionary and clicks through it*
*Searchs for the word*
*Ended up having meaningless definition*
*sighs*

'The Urban Dictionary is useless.'
by eman laer ruoy esu t'nod September 13, 2022
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Useless toffee

A group of short men who resemble aquatic water mammals or are known to have extra large faces.
I would never date Phil have you seen the size of his face - he's such a useless toffee
by jibblesjabbers March 24, 2011
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Useless drama

Drama that starts for no fucking reason at all, Either online or IRL.
1. You are the fault of all of this.
2. Yeah i don’t give a shit man, It’s useless drama
by Pxprobotvidz August 30, 2022
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captain useless

A nigga who always be lacking. Sometimes he makes a joke and nobody laugh but we still love the guy.
-Guys why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

Everyone:
-Man you really did just pull a captain useless.
by ButFuggle April 16, 2020
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