The Ultimate Comment

The most abstract utterance possible that contains all other utterances and thus describes everything; the secret of the universe.

Let's discover the Ultimate Comment.

by thomas the walking head March 28, 2007

Ultimate Super Awesome Mega Besties

When you are more than besties and will always be there for each other. You laugh at each others super lame jokes all the time! Ultimate Super awesome mega besties usually don't know how they became friends, they just upgraded from stranger to Ultimate Super Awesome Mega Besties

John: We are friends right?
Lisa: Of course! no im wrong
John: So we arent friends?
Lisa: No I meant we were Ultimate Super Awesome Mega Besties

by Labi June 18, 2013

Ultimate Super Awesome Mega Bestie

More than best friends

John: I love you so much Lisa, we are Ultimate Super Awesome Mega Bestie!
Lisa: I love you too John

by Labi June 18, 2013

Ultimate Taco

When a girl gets hit in her vagina and rolls over in pain.

I ULTIMATE TACOED Marina so hard that she saw stars.

by Arriving in Jeruselem May 3, 2015

ultimate kek

a kek higher than topkek

that meme deserves an ultimate kek

by MrLimpdick February 24, 2017

ultimate blaze

Wild person that has no sense of humor and is retarded

That guy is such a ultimate blaze

by XxRobluxMeister69696969xXXxXXx August 31, 2017

ultimate ghosty

When you hang a shit and you turn around and see that your shit has disappeared. Then you go and wipe your arse and the toilet paper is clean like you never hung a shit

Man I done the biggest shit and when I turned around it was gone. To check that I done a shit I wiped my arse and there was nothing. Wtf! Did I do a shot or not? I must of done the ultimate ghosty

by SirMixAlot II February 10, 2018