Tug Joint

The normally seedy joint where a man heads to relieve his aching blue balls by a women, Sometimes a massage is given at first but then carried on to a oily Tug, i.e Hand Job.

Hey boys Im off to the Tug Joint now.

Or

Hey Matty, there’s a massage parlor down that road, Nah that’s a Tug Joint for sure, let head in!

by ozlad80 March 26, 2011

dry tug

A violent hand job with no lube resulting in an Indian Burn for the male participant.

Squashy hooked up with another 18 year old last night and all he got was a dry tug.

by Sextopedia October 28, 2013

Bummy Tug

the act of fingering ones anus while simultaneously masturbating. More commonly called "Pokey bum wank"

I walked in on Matt giving himself a bummy tug yesterday... his finger was in shit central!

by Magaz July 23, 2009

Mazel Tug

When a Jewish girl gives you a hand job.

After the service at the synagogue she gave me service with a Mazel Tug.

by Bushwak84 October 11, 2013

Tug Sezen

The name of the coolest science teacher in the world. Tugrul Mement Sezen, aka Tug Sezen, aka Mr. Sezen.

"That kind of a thing," said Mr. Sezen as he pointed at his computer. He had over 290 emails saved.

by A Student April 20, 2005

Jelly Tug

The act of male masturbation using grape (or any other flavor) jelly as a lubricant

Jim was so horny that he just lubed up with concord grape and went with a jelly tug.

by dean-osteen August 6, 2008

Russian Tug

The act of pulling your genitals in a downward motion to increase the size of your penis, during cold conditions (i.e. that of the russians) before a sexual act is performed.

Mate that "russian tug" made me look like a monster
seventeen girls all gathered round when i pulled the russian

by Francouis Steyn March 5, 2009