trees

a word for pot, parent friendly

Mom: where are u off to
Kid: to get some trees
Mom: o thats nice

by Jon Moquin May 13, 2004

Tres

Taking a shit and piss at exactly the same time. 1 + 2 = 3.

After a rough weekend, Jolly achieved the unattainable tres after eating 3 pulled pork sandwiches and a 12 pack.

by bobetta99 March 10, 2015

can't see the forest for the trees

To be so concerned with specifics or details that the larger problem, situation or point is missed. Alternate: can't see the woods for the trees. Often said incorrectly as "can't see the forest THROUGH the trees." (English, circa 1500's)

A: I hate the piss and crap all over the place from my wife's cats!
B: Dude, she only has the cats because she knows you hate it and is trying to drive you out. I guess you can't see the forest for the trees.

by biggs33 October 6, 2010

treesexual

One who is sexually attracted to trees. Are often caught in random displays of affection toward trees at random hours of the day/night. Takes the term 'tree hugger' to a whole new level. If male, often "wood for wood" occurs.

Is she making out with that tree?
Yeah man, leave her alone, she's a treesexual.

by Belinda Maxus October 24, 2011

TREESH WORK

When a hoe is doing her hoe work.

Amanda sucked Joshua's dick that's treesh work.

by Sappy14 November 20, 2018

She Lives Under Trees

A subtle way to call someone a slut.

Girl 1: I heard Courtney's with Brandon and Chase and Martin.
Girl 2: She Lives Under Trees
Courtney walks by...

Courtney: Isn't Matthew just so cute!

by foxy209 December 25, 2014

treesha

the thotiest female you’ll ever meet

yo you see becky?

yeah, why?
she fucked the whole team she a treesha

by oopidk January 18, 2020