As close to the promised land as one can possibly get without reaching that warm and delicious apple pie.
by DamianFoye October 18, 2006
Get the clit tapper mug.taint tipper. Also: taint-tipper, taint-tippers.
When one poops so long that the feces curls up the back side of the toilet. When pinched off, the poo cannot support its own hefty weight and thus isn't able to stand straight up. The poo will slowly tilt towards the person sitting on the toilet, and his dangling testes, resulting in some of his own enormous swaying poo brushing against his scrotum.
When one poops so long that the feces curls up the back side of the toilet. When pinched off, the poo cannot support its own hefty weight and thus isn't able to stand straight up. The poo will slowly tilt towards the person sitting on the toilet, and his dangling testes, resulting in some of his own enormous swaying poo brushing against his scrotum.
I let a taint tipper loose on my toilet this morning and I had to wipe off the underside of my balls afterward.
by shiftyeyedgoat March 16, 2010
Get the Taint Tipper mug.Related Words
A male who taps his foot in a public restroom stall as a signal that he is looking for gay erotic pleasures.
That senator from Idaho got caught trying to get some doodle in the restroom. Who would have thought he was a toe tapper.
That fool Greg doesn't like boobs so he must be a toe tapper.
That fool Greg doesn't like boobs so he must be a toe tapper.
by Nick and Evan January 2, 2009
Get the toe tapper mug.a pointed leather shoe with a typically hard sole that clicks loudly when you walk. most frequently purchased by wogs but not exclusively made for wogs.
#1: Tom, Peter and Scott constantly take a photo of there wog tappers when they get wasted and post it on Facebook
by HawkGunner March 20, 2008
Get the wog tappers mug.Topher is a tall, handsome, funny male who can be addicting and sometimes hard to look away from. A topher is never a female and has an Italian sausage if you know what I mean. Topher spread his disease, also known as topherculitis, which is missing the topher and always thinking of him. You will sometimes suffer from topher withdraws.
by Short shit August 22, 2012
Get the Topher mug.Any empty plastic container, ie; margarine bowls, cottage cheese containers with a removable top. Any reusable plastic container.
by Muffchelle April 23, 2008
Get the mexican tupperware mug.When a lady is "entertaining" three gentlemen at the same time, ie taking it from behind, giving a blow job and having sex in the traditional manner. As all three orifices are filled, she has an "air-tight" seal, leading to the term Tupperware. I thank you.
by Aunty Smutty July 5, 2006
Get the Tupperware mug.