Toobin

The act of masturbating during a conference call, particularly over a video call service such as Zoom or Skype.

"Hey, did you hear about the guy who got suspended from the New Yorker?"

"Yeah, Jeffrey got caught toobin' on a Zoom call"

by Doin Mypart October 20, 2020

toobin

When you "whip it out" on a video conference or chat.

The Zoom meeting ended abruptly after Jeffrey, who thought he had shut off his camera, was caught toobin by his colleagues

by mulligan92 October 19, 2020

Toobin

The act of tilting down your webcam while you masturbate during a Zoom meeting.

Jay loves Toobin, but it cost him his job; don't shake his hand.

by e192326 October 21, 2020

Toobin

The unbridled action of masturbating during a zoom meeting, often done with co workers.

The meeting was taking way too long, so I started toobin.

by tfc1059 October 19, 2020

Toobin'

To masturbate at work. More specifically, to masturbate during a work meeting, conference call, Zoom meeting, or similar, a la Jeffrey Toobin.

Today's Zoom meeting was endlessly boring and unnecessary, so I decided to kill some time by Toobin' for a bit.

by kb1035 October 19, 2020

Toobin

the act of pleasuring oneself whilst on Zoom

I got caught Toobin during a conference call today.

by M1zuno1972! October 19, 2020

Toobin

Beating your meat live on a business video call as your coworkers watch.

Excuse me Boss, I’m about to pull a Toobin.

by y.cole October 20, 2020