by lollikestolaugh January 8, 2012
Get the Big Tomatomug. Tomato Slicer is an act of shitting through a self made tomato slicer and giving your shit the appearance that it just passed through a tomato slicer. It can only happen when one has a dirty ass, smeared with shit and allowed to dry. The dried shit acts like an adhesive, causing the pubic hairs of the anus to bond to the shit and skin which forms a Kriss Kross pattern for the shit to pass through. When the person goes to take a shit, (depending on the texture of shit coming out), it can either go; through the tomato slicer, (2) tear through the hair/shit barrier or (3) squirt out through the taint or the top of the ass crack.
Man, I had a perfect tomato slicer today! It was fucking beautiful. I don’t remember shitting myself last night, but thank God I ate Taco Bell or it might not have passed through.
by Phil Green July 14, 2006
Get the Tomato Slicermug. What pizza is called in Trenton, NJ. A lot of people in New Jersey consider Delorenzo's Tomato Pies the best pizza in New Jersey, and therefore the entire country. It's located in the famous Chambersburg secion
But I think anybody who reads Janet Evanovich knows that already. If you go to Delorenzo's, you'll be sure you saw Stephanie Plum, or you'll think you did cuz you saw a few big haired Jersey Girls
by Federalq2b March 4, 2005
Get the tomato piemug. i was given and old tomato, either move with the job; or be 'layed-off'
she gave him an old tomato, ring or no more 'thing'!
she gave him an old tomato, ring or no more 'thing'!
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
Get the old tomatomug. 1. A Tomato that kills and eats people
2. A movie monster from the 1978 film "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"
2. A movie monster from the 1978 film "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"
by Yogi-Donnie January 19, 2008
Get the Killer Tomatomug. by mixman65 July 20, 2008
Get the Tomato Boatmug. by Team3redheads December 30, 2019
Get the bleeding tomatomug.