epiphany toilet

a place where thoughts bloom. where you can go to clear your mind and get everything in order

i didn't know what to do so i went to my epiphany toilet to think

by jordyslo May 17, 2008

Toilet Brisket

Toilet Brisket - Is one who shits a massive amount in the bathtroom toilet, and is usually accompanied with loud farts and kicking of the legs.

1. After eatting a hearty filling brunch my sister went into the ladys room to make some "Toilet Brisket".
2. That chicks ass is so big, I wonder how much "Toilet Brisket" she can make in one sitting.

by JustinCredible H January 19, 2013

toilet muffin

A toilet muffin occurs when the toilet users ass exceeds twice the diameter of the toilet seat and the ass cheeks hang over the side like a muffin.

Bob: Cathy, how can you tell where your pee is going?

Cathy: I just center my toilet muffin over the seat and hope the cheeks don't hit the floor.

by Nate, Mike & Todd February 11, 2007

Toilet Read

A Toilet Read is a book or magazine that stays in the bathroom/toilet area and is read when one is sitting on the toilet.

I don't often have time to read books due to my heavy schedule. However I always manage to pick up my "toilet read" and read a few pages every day while I'm on the toilet.

by annieoakley August 30, 2010

Toilet Nazi

n. A malicious individual who leaves only one turn of toilet paper on the roll so when you use it you can only make a thin wiping tool, and your finger breaks through and gets shitty

Theres a toilet nazi amongst us and im going to camp the bog until i find the bastard

by sjors September 11, 2005

Mystic Toilet

Mystic Toilet is an informal and, occasionally, affectionate nickname used by the Guild Wars 2 community to descibe the Mystic Forge. The etymology of the name should be self-explanatory: Using the Forge generally feels like throwing money down the drain.

I've put 800 exotic Greatswords in the Mystic Toilet. Still no Dawn or Dusk.

by Aendaeron Bluescale November 23, 2013

peace toilet

When your body is in pain for any reason (drinking, drugs, bad food, sick) you might need peace toilet when you spend anywhere from a few minutes to hours, ideally naked, on the toilet with no interruptions.

my body is not happy, I am going to the peace toilet and I don't know how long I'll be!

by mcd0we11 March 19, 2011